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I am the only drunk in the village me!
I've noticed a new rank appear to my name!
I congratulate Mr. Vanny on appreciating the difference between drunks and alcoholics. Well spotted mate!
I've changed my sig to suit!!!
Cheers
Chris G
I congratulate Mr. Vanny on appreciating the difference between drunks and alcoholics. Well spotted mate!
I've changed my sig to suit!!!
Cheers
Chris G
1989 BX 17TD P2 Hybrid
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
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Speaking of ranks, I reckon BX Bandit should have the rank of
"token valley boy"
and Sir Cav should have
"Chief arser abouter" !!
Cheers
Chris G
"token valley boy"
and Sir Cav should have
"Chief arser abouter" !!
Cheers
Chris G
1989 BX 17TD P2 Hybrid
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
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- docchevron132
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Do tits get you drunk?
Does beer take your house, empty your wallet and bank account, constantly tell you how useless you are?
Beer never gets a headache and is always there for you.
It doesn't care if you cant get it up or occasionally shit yourself, it loves you all the same!
Course thats just my opinion, and I'm a misogynist!
Cheers
Chris G
Does beer take your house, empty your wallet and bank account, constantly tell you how useless you are?
Beer never gets a headache and is always there for you.
It doesn't care if you cant get it up or occasionally shit yourself, it loves you all the same!
Course thats just my opinion, and I'm a misogynist!
Cheers
Chris G
1989 BX 17TD P2 Hybrid
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
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Ah, as a lager drinker and Chief Bird Annoyer (Wetherspoons, 2000-2006) I`ve had to vote for the ladies on this one.
I like your arguments on this one Doc but I prefer the head from a woman over the head from a beer and have voted accordingly
I like your arguments on this one Doc but I prefer the head from a woman over the head from a beer and have voted accordingly
"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain. MmmmK?"
Buy a car off me you bastards.
Buy a car off me you bastards.
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Lovin' your work Billy!
The time I appreciate head from a female type is when it's on a stick!
Lager drinker eh, Billy Clearly myself and fellow CAMRA member Vanny need to educate you!!!!
Maybe your rank should be Token Lager Drinker then?!?!?!
Cheers
Chris G
1989 BX 17TD P2 Hybrid
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
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Blimey! I may be the token ale drinker then!!!!
Although I know Vanny and BX Bandit are ale drinkers.....
Dont get me wrong, theres nowt wrong with wimmin..... when viewed down the sight of an automatic rifle!
Cheers
Chris G
Although I know Vanny and BX Bandit are ale drinkers.....
Dont get me wrong, theres nowt wrong with wimmin..... when viewed down the sight of an automatic rifle!
Cheers
Chris G
1989 BX 17TD P2 Hybrid
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
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I veered towards wimmin for a split second but beer got the vote by a clear margin. The grief potential is so much less with beer. I can also create my own beer but I can't (yet) create my own woman so there's no real contest.
Perhaps one year I'll try and make my own recipie and dedicate it to the BX.
A Diesel would be a 'cooking' bitter at around 4.5%
A TZD would be a stronger and darker ale at around the 5.5%
Finally, the 16v would be a lighter crispier beer, approaching 7%.
Sorry for you larger girlies, but its a completely different process and I can't be arsed to brew pink girlie larger - even for you lot!!!!
Perhaps one year I'll try and make my own recipie and dedicate it to the BX.
A Diesel would be a 'cooking' bitter at around 4.5%
A TZD would be a stronger and darker ale at around the 5.5%
Finally, the 16v would be a lighter crispier beer, approaching 7%.
Sorry for you larger girlies, but its a completely different process and I can't be arsed to brew pink girlie larger - even for you lot!!!!
....There he goes, one of God's own prototypes, a high powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production......too weird too live.....and too rare to die
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Piece of cake mate. All you need is a mannequin, a drill, some fake fur off a 1970`s Parker and a bloody good imagination. Job done.Bx Bandit wrote:I veered towards wimmin for a split second but beer got the vote by a clear margin. The grief potential is so much less with beer. I can also create my own beer but I can't (yet) create my own woman so there's no real contest.
Sorry for you larger girlies, but its a completely different process and I can't be arsed to brew pink girlie larger - even for you lot!!!!
You`re only problem then is convincing even the dummest dummy that you`re a real man when you roll home stinking of real ale.
Unless of course you drill another hole just slightly above the first one?
"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain. MmmmK?"
Buy a car off me you bastards.
Buy a car off me you bastards.
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Firstly, from memory parker fur was scratchysome fake fur off a 1970`s Parker
Further more, it was long
and even more furtherer, it was bloody grey.
I'm not sure what youre 'type' is cavmad me old china but it sounds older and more hairy than I would settle for
Secondly:
Either you're looking at this mannequin from a different perspective to the one I have in mind or our taste in wimmin is not only different from the perspective of fur but also anatomy...... Furthermore, my biggest drill bit is 15mm - not quite large enough for my little chipolataUnless of course you drill another hole just slightly above the first one?
....There he goes, one of God's own prototypes, a high powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production......too weird too live.....and too rare to die
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