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No, piss - that's salty too. (So I hear )

But it's an interesting point - when does a swear word become acceptable? In 20 years time will we be saying the same about the word cunt? They are both just a collection of 4 letters. (I know we've had the same discussion on BXC). Just find it puzzling that's all...

never tried piss, I'm not Rolf Harris, or Cameran Diaz ya know...

Cant remember who said what now, but the dude making the point about offender and offendee had it about right I reckon..

I bet Kiwi swears like a cunt most of the time, and if he doesn't I bet everyone that knows him does!

Some people get offended, some dont.
Personally I dont, although it comes back to this standards thing doesn't it.
Like, if I'm out with Kate, or any female for that matter, and someones effing and blinding and cunting swearing lots, I'll invariably tell them to can the language.. Even thougb Kate swears too..
Same on the bus, if someones giving it large with the vocals I'll tell them to STFU or get off, not because it bothers me, but it *could* bother some other fucker on the bus see..

So I suppose it's appropriateness...
public places are public, and therefore maybe we should be more careful because you just dont know who may take offence... so maybe I've been wrong all these years in thinking BXC wasn't really a public place but a community of reasonably like minded dudes...

I see it as more of a public place than here, hence why I tend to watch my language (although I don't mind at all if others swear) over there.
Scarecrow got it spot on IMO, it's all about intent. You can be offensive without swearing, and you can swear without being offensive. Still, it's led to an interesting discussion, which is no bad thing.

it is according to Kiwi...
Scarecrow, thats the biscuit!
He's on here now right?!

Urine is salty and best drunk whilst warm and fresh.

Father Ted wrote:Urine is salty and best drunk whilst warm and fresh.

You poor poor man...

I think your supposed to drink the middle part of your first morning piss...

A girl once refused my advances on the grounds that she was selling her pee to a Frenchman (for making some special fungal tea) and it had to be pure...

One of my earliest memories is of drinking my own piss out of the potty as a toddler... and a mate once made tea with some milk I'd pissed in, then said the milk might be off after he'd taken a sip... I never told him why I nearly pissed myself laughing.

Mat wrote:- Is piss salty too!!! You mean you already knew jizz was then

Doc has it about right there, it's all about intent. Billy Connolly being a case in point and also Bernard Manning. No one could really take offence at them because they are just sooo funny.

My favourite Bernard Manning joke was:

A black bloke just got off a ship at Liverpool and he had a massive parrot on his shoulder. One of the dockers called out, "where'd you get that beauty?"

And the parrot replied, "Africa mate, there's fucking millions of 'em over there!"

Point made.

makes you die though ,
they moan when theres a drought then they moan when theres a flood , just no pleasing some people

funnu how you dont get the chinese begging for help when they have a disaster though.

as for the muslim thing , most muslims here are second or third generation British born which is why they have such an attitude , the more thats handed to them on a plate (benefits , housing , education ) the more they whinge.

Scarecrow wrote: A girl once refused my advances on the grounds that she was selling her pee to a Frenchman (for making some special fungal tea) and it had to be pure....

It works very well - I piss on my feet daily to keep nasty athletes foot at bay and it works. My father told me tales about the chaps in the army pissing over each others wedding tackle to keep VD at bay after visiting the ladieees of negotiable affection.

Father Ted wrote:

Scarecrow wrote: A girl once refused my advances on the grounds that she was selling her pee to a Frenchman (for making some special fungal tea) and it had to be pure....

It works very well - I piss on my feet daily to keep nasty athletes foot at bay and it works. My father told me tales about the chaps in the army pissing over each others wedding tackle to keep VD at bay after visiting the ladieees of negotiable affection.

I didn't know about the athlete's foot treatment (though I gather you're with Madonna on that) but that sort of action is recommended for relief (no pun intended) if you suffer a jellyfish sting. I'm not sure about the efficacy of the wedding tackle sousing, however, except as a readily-available disinfectant (to start off with...)

erm, why did you piss in the milk scarecrow?

I was in the shed and couldn't be bothered to walk to the toiler in the house.

Fucking hell! If you come to Stratford, I'm keeping all my shit safely locked away from you matey!

I think you're a mentalist - which means you'll fit in well here!!!!!!

this thread has taken a very weird turn, even for us!

well, blame Wurzel Gummidge here, it's him who pissed in milk!

That looks more like Kate Moss after a good night.

I've developed a system for pissing in the shed now, so no more accidents. Shitting, now that's a real skill...

The more I read, the more I become worried