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[charlie]

i admit its a rare event but put me bx through a car wash the other day

and the bastard thing ripped off my aerial

i blagged it off bandit as well a big black jobbie !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anyways got in touch with total and they wrote back tell me that in there is a disclaimer before you drive in tellin me to take aerial off so i can sod off

i obviously have wrote back disputing.........

but am thinkin that if they dont budge and give me £22.00 for new base and aerial what happens next

soooooooooooooooooooooooo

has anyone been here before

advice

ta

[docchevron132]

hhmm, cant really help there dude, I always take the aerial off the red car, although the aerial is seized on the valver, so it stays on, although it's never been ripped off....

Have you tried a balaclava and shotgun?

[mat_the_cat]

i blagged it off bandit as well a big black jobbie !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere...

If it makes you feel any better, I was reminded of an amusing story that happened about 10 years ago:
I was on the way to a 'hot date' with a girl I had recently met, and on the way I thought it best to give the car a bit of a clean, so that it would match my freshly scrubbed appearance. So I find a drive through car wash, go in, wind down the window (very slowly due to an aging motor) and put in the money. With the window would halfway back up I noticed that I had forgotten to push the aerial back in, so I wound the window down again, and try and reach the aerial. No such luck, so I decide to open the door, get out (by this time the pre-wash spray had started) and push it down that way. By the time I started to retract the aerial the roller brushes had begun to move, so I quickly got back in the car and started to wind up the window.
Unfortunately not fast enough to prevent the soapy water from the brushes (after they had snapped off the top half of the aerial) dousing me through the half open window. It wasn't the best preparation for the evening ahead, although I did get to the pub on time, and met her a couple of times after that...

Sorry I can't be of any actual help!

[Way2go]

That disclaimers been there always for aerials, I think your going to struggle forever until you give that one up.

[Bx Bandit]

'ere you effin bastard that were mine you thieving scum bucket.....want you're old back I take it?

[Philhod]

You can try mate, but I don't think you've a snowballs there.....sorry

[Way2go]

You can try mate

Charlie's always very trying!

[charlie]

You can try mate, but I don't think you've a snowballs there.....sorry

hmmmmmmmmm

it doesnt seem to be too promising does it

ahh well

ill see if i can have some fun tellin them where im gonna shove the aerial

before i run away

[Father Ted]

Have you an old knacker you can get rid of?

Fill drivers footwell with quick settig post cement in powder form.

Drive into car wash leave in gear and switch off. Leave windows and sunroof open - set carwash going.
Run away.

Do this on an evening when its quiet - with luck they wont notice the car is dumped untill the cement has dried solid. as car is in gear it wont be easy to move.

Option 2 - as above but set fire to the car....

[Vanny]

wont the water put it out?

[Father Ted]

Doubt it. Bit like pissing on a bonfire.

[Way2go]

All too complicated! Superglue is the weapon of the urban terrorist!

[Bx Bandit]

er....superglue and er stick welding

Just get a coat hanger in there and have done you posh tart

[Vanny]

yeah your right, foam is crap for putting out fires, thats why they dont put it in extinguishers

And bandit, you tart, how do you pour a wire coat hanger into the controls of the car wash to fuck it up??