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I'd like to say "only in America"... but it was in the UK
I'm sorry, but my (and hers) arses are for shittin' and have non-return valves fitted as standard
I love Clare to bits but i sure as hell don't want to lap her chocolate starfish
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jayw
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Re: Front wishbone bush change
We were watching a "Sex - how to do everything" type program on BBC3 or something the other night and cringing as they graphically described (and demonstrated with quality graphics) how exactly to give the best Rimjaw...
I'd like to say "only in America"... but it was in the UK
I'm sorry, but my (and hers) arses are for shittin' and have non-return valves fitted as standard
I love Clare to bits but i sure as hell don't want to lap her chocolate starfish
I'd like to say "only in America"... but it was in the UK
I'm sorry, but my (and hers) arses are for shittin' and have non-return valves fitted as standard
I love Clare to bits but i sure as hell don't want to lap her chocolate starfish
Almost BX-less
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docchevron132
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christ the beeb really are scraping the bottom of the bottom with that..
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Philhod
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Don't you mean "Licking". 
72... AND STILL ROCKIN..........around the world...... NOT in a chair yet
Now XBX And into HDI.....as well as other ...err.... things.
Now XBX And into HDI.....as well as other ...err.... things.
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Been there, and done that, and as long as both partners excercise proper personal hygene, then let me tell you it's not even the slightest bit like you are thinking.
When it's done to you, it feels fantastic... and the other way round, if you did it to your partner fresh from the shower, it's very erotic!
When it's done to you, it feels fantastic... and the other way round, if you did it to your partner fresh from the shower, it's very erotic!
They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away...
but now that most of them are muslim, I find bacon and sausages work better!
but now that most of them are muslim, I find bacon and sausages work better!
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Eeeeeuwww. I did rim my dutch girlfriend once, but I was fucking arse holed (pun intended!) and she called me a dirty bastard, so I guess she liked it! Odd taste though 
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ive been thinking of changing my bush lately , but the one ive got is so good at cooking, ironing and washing I might just keep her
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failed to mention anything about carnalism though...
1989 BX 17TD P2 Hybrid
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
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Ditto 72... AND STILL ROCKIN..........around the world...... NOT in a chair yet
Now XBX And into HDI.....as well as other ...err.... things.
Now XBX And into HDI.....as well as other ...err.... things.
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/\ living at home getting tough dude?
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It is without carnalism72... AND STILL ROCKIN..........around the world...... NOT in a chair yet
Now XBX And into HDI.....as well as other ...err.... things.
Now XBX And into HDI.....as well as other ...err.... things.
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Haven't laughed as much as this for the last 2 weeks! It's good to be back, only on BXP can we go from wishbone bushes to rimjobs...
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Did you say analism?!Philhod wrote:
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This is why we rock!mat_the_cat wrote:
Haven't laughed as much as this for the last 2 weeks! It's good to be back, only on BXP can we go from wishbone bushes to rimjobs...
Had a good holiday Mat?
I assume the old bus performed ok?
1989 BX 17TD P2 Hybrid
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
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mat_the_cat
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'Twas a good time thanks. Managed a quite staggering 28mpg so I don't think the timing is that far out. The leaking exhaust manifold didn't magically sort itself though, so will have to fix that myself.
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Damn cars that wont fix themselves, taking fucking liberties they are.mat_the_cat wrote:'Twas a good time thanks. Managed a quite staggering 28mpg so I don't think the timing is that far out. The leaking exhaust manifold didn't magically sort itself though, so will have to fix that myself.
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Would be nice wouldn't it? Like a human but morphed into a car....... ![[chin]](./images/smilies/scratch_chin.gif "hmmm")
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And i still haven't rammed the bushes home, grrr. I have the Citroen tool kit now, just need to find a press.
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jayw
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Are they really that hard?
I've just taken the old ones off the Valver and they look like they'd be so easy... (i'm glad I bought complete arms if they're that fucking hard)
I've just taken the old ones off the Valver and they look like they'd be so easy... (i'm glad I bought complete arms if they're that fucking hard)
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Vanny
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its more about there being a right way and a wrong way to do it and i want to do it the right way.
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/\ You really do have OCD......I'll call my quack!
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