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no?

You find one that matches yes but wimmin aren't like men. (I know I know)

They sort of.....change !!!!!

jayw wrote: copious amounts of clunge-dumping...

Fucking loving that phrase!

See, hmm, ok, look, whilst I've technically been single for fucking years, I still kinda feel like I need to get over this whole Kate thing, it's rather taken it out of me a tad, and, I dunno, like, I have an odd lifestyle, I'm not easy to live with (really, I'm not) so I dont really know if I actually want to get tied down like. Equally, I'm quite tired of being on my own, if any of that makes any sense?

It makes perfect sense to me, I feel the same!

It's very apt this is the counselling section!

Yes mate, you'll need to get Kate out of system, tis true, but you can

And mate, I ain't easy to live with, I need a lot of independence and space and Mrs B fits the bill.

You just to find the right person and by saying things like 'I'm not easy to live with...' you're immediately putting up a barrier and putting the message out 'Don't come near me...'

Mrs Doc is out there dude, you just gotta find her ass!

I don't think it's her ass he's after ........, well not all the time anyway

What you need is one 'o they F buddies. Just good friends that can ring each other when they..............................!!

Well, Bandit, you seem to be saying Mrs. Bandit is perfect for my needs, so be a love, box her up and send her over!!

errrrrrrrr, well no I wasn't saying that Doc, so fook of and find yer own

hmmmm, back to plan 78776765654654654B then..

Plan 78776765654654654B-1

Pick up an old MILF and empty your sack into it a few times to relieve the stress.

This preoccupation will take your mind off the Kate business while you convince yourself that she's no longer your responsibility and old enough to get herself into and out of her own problems.

Seriously, what would she be doing and what situations would she have gotten into if you'd walked away after your divorce. I suspect without someone to bail her out all the time (you) she'd not have half the issues.

Time to think about yourself dude, number one, the man in the mirror and do what makes YOU happy. Enjoy your time with your friends, your bus, your toys and as you become happier, more chilled and less stressed a good woman will come along.

jayw wrote: do what makes YOU happy.

But isn't rape still illegal?

You're quite right of course, everyones been tlling me the same for a long time now (minus the MILF bit (!)).. sadly it seems to be easier to think than do..

docchevron132 wrote:But isn't rape still illegal?

Not, im told, if you shout 'Surprise' first.

ahh, thats where I'm doing it wrong then!

Further to the doc's idesa about rape, here's a little rhym for you all...

roses are red,
violets are blue,
GET IN THE FUCKING VAN NOW!!!

/\ no rhyming there Jon I'm sorry!

He didn't say Rhyme Bandit he said Rhym, which he probably knows more about.....err no wait.

I was reading a thesis on rimming last night...

A thesis?!