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docchevron132 · Post by **docchevron132** » 25 Nov 2006

I've noticed a new rank appear to my name!

I congratulate Mr. Vanny on appreciating the difference between drunks and alcoholics. Well spotted mate!

I've changed my sig to suit!!!

Cheers
Chris G

docchevron132 · Post by **docchevron132** » 25 Nov 2006

Speaking of ranks, I reckon BX Bandit should have the rank of
"token valley boy"

and Sir Cav should have
"Chief arser abouter" !!

Cheers
Chris G

sleepy0905 · Post by **sleepy0905** » 25 Nov 2006

Well i am stuck with this poll I like real beer but I am a Tits man and beer dont have tits so which one do i tick

docchevron132 · Post by **docchevron132** » 25 Nov 2006

Do tits get you drunk?

Does beer take your house, empty your wallet and bank account, constantly tell you how useless you are?

Beer never gets a headache and is always there for you.
It doesn't care if you cant get it up or occasionally shit yourself, it loves you all the same!

Course thats just my opinion, and I'm a misogynist!

Cheers
Chris G

Madcav · Post by **Madcav** » 27 Nov 2006

Ah, as a lager drinker and Chief Bird Annoyer (Wetherspoons, 2000-2006) I`ve had to vote for the ladies on this one.
I like your arguments on this one Doc but I prefer the head from a woman over the head from a beer and have voted accordingly

docchevron132 · Post by **docchevron132** » 27 Nov 2006

Lovin' your work Billy!

The time I appreciate head from a female type is when it's on a stick!

Lager drinker eh, Billy

Clearly myself and fellow CAMRA member Vanny need to educate you!!!!

Maybe your rank should be Token Lager Drinker then?!?!?!

Cheers
Chris G

barnsley bxer · Post by **barnsley bxer** » 27 Nov 2006

Sorry Doc,you've got another"token lager drinker"I love beer(lager) and women(especially large breasted ones) so I couldn't vote on your poll

docchevron132 · Post by **docchevron132** » 27 Nov 2006

Blimey! I may be the token ale drinker then!!!!

Although I know Vanny and BX Bandit are ale drinkers.....

Dont get me wrong, theres nowt wrong with wimmin..... when viewed down the sight of an automatic rifle!

Cheers
Chris G

ex_Terry · Post by **ex_Terry** » 27 Nov 2006

I cant make my mind up which way to vote on this one ....I think all wimmin are beautiful after my 10th pint

Tel [CAMRA member].

Bx Bandit · Post by **Bx Bandit** » 28 Nov 2006

I veered towards wimmin for a split second but beer got the vote by a clear margin. The grief potential is so much less with beer. I can also create my own beer but I can't (yet) create my own woman so there's no real contest.

Perhaps one year I'll try and make my own recipie and dedicate it to the BX.
A Diesel would be a 'cooking' bitter at around 4.5%
A TZD would be a stronger and darker ale at around the 5.5%
Finally, the 16v would be a lighter crispier beer, approaching 7%.
Sorry for you larger girlies, but its a completely different process and I can't be arsed to brew pink girlie larger - even for you lot!!!!

docchevron132 · Post by **docchevron132** » 29 Nov 2006

Ale, Because men drink beer!

Cheers
Chris G

Way2go · Post by **Way2go** » 29 Nov 2006

docchevron1472 wrote:Lager drinker eh, Billy Clearly myself and fellow CAMRA member Vanny need to educate you!!!!

Yes, a man of your stature really needs to cross to the dark side!

Madcav · Post by **Madcav** » 29 Nov 2006

Bx Bandit wrote:I veered towards wimmin for a split second but beer got the vote by a clear margin. The grief potential is so much less with beer. I can also create my own beer but I can't (yet) create my own woman so there's no real contest.
Sorry for you larger girlies, but its a completely different process and I can't be arsed to brew pink girlie larger - even for you lot!!!!

Piece of cake mate. All you need is a mannequin, a drill, some fake fur off a 1970`s Parker and a bloody good imagination. Job done.
You`re only problem then is convincing even the dummest dummy that you`re a real man when you roll home stinking of real ale.
Unless of course you drill another hole just slightly above the first one?

Bx Bandit · Post by **Bx Bandit** » 29 Nov 2006

some fake fur off a 1970`s Parker

Firstly, from memory parker fur was scratchy
Further more, it was long
and even more furtherer, it was bloody grey.

I'm not sure what youre 'type' is cavmad me old china but it sounds older and more hairy than I would settle for

Secondly:

Unless of course you drill another hole just slightly above the first one?

Either you're looking at this mannequin from a different perspective to the one I have in mind or our taste in wimmin is not only different from the perspective of fur but also anatomy......

Furthermore, my biggest drill bit is 15mm - not quite large enough for my little chipolata

Madcav · Post by **Madcav** » 29 Nov 2006

Ever get the feeling you wish you hadn`t replied to a forum message? I`ve got that right now!

Bx Bandit · Post by **Bx Bandit** » 29 Nov 2006

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Wimmin or beer?

I am the only drunk in the village me!