I was driving to work the other day, over a small, little used road that often has sheep wandering onto it (open moorland with no fences) when coming towards me I see a medium sized road roller, probably on its way to the next job. About half a mile further down the road I see a flat white patch on the tarmac, with an irregular white shape about a foot high sticking up from one side of it. FFS I thought, the heartless bastard has just completely flattened a sheep, and not even bothered stopping to clear up the mess.
I was about to turn round and ask what the hell he was playing it, when I noticed it wasn't a sheep at all. It was a can of expanding foam that he had run over...
For some reason this really tickled my (warped?) sense of humour!
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Re: An amusing tale...
Happens a lot in Bandit land that.
For some reason they are into expanding foam in Wales
For some reason they are into expanding foam in Wales
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Re: An amusing tale...
Sorry mate, I normally do carry my camera whenever sheep are involved, but unfortunately on this occasion I didn't think of it.Vanny wrote:but no picture
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Re: An amusing tale...
Major LOLage on all counts!
Expanding foam is great for dealing with speed camera's..
It would have been funnier if you had chased after the roller and givent he dude what for, only to later discover it wasn't a dead sheep!
Expanding foam is great for dealing with speed camera's..
It would have been funnier if you had chased after the roller and givent he dude what for, only to later discover it wasn't a dead sheep!
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1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.