- mat_the_cat
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How long.....
....do I stay a 'new member' for? When will I get a different rank? Answers on a postcard please...
- docchevron132
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Re: How long.....
Good question.
I have no idea!
We'll have to think up a suitable rank for you over the weekend and get Vanster to apply said!
I have no idea!
We'll have to think up a suitable rank for you over the weekend and get Vanster to apply said!
1989 BX 17TD P2 Hybrid
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
- Madcav
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Re: How long.....
Sixteen months hard labour first. You then get to access the secret part of the forum where we all post naked pictures of our partners up.
"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain. MmmmK?"
Buy a car off me you bastards.
Buy a car off me you bastards.
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- mat_the_cat
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Re: How long.....
51 now...
So if I post up naked pictures now - do I miss out on the 16 months hard labour?
So if I post up naked pictures now - do I miss out on the 16 months hard labour?
- Madcav
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Re: How long.....
Yes, in fact the more hot your bird is the less longer you have to wait. Also REALLY explicit pictures count for at least double post count scores but must be pm'd to me
"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain. MmmmK?"
Buy a car off me you bastards.
Buy a car off me you bastards.
- docchevron132
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Re: How long.....
We should also stress, that pictures of the bird only!
No male presence is required in any photo!
That adds time to the hard labour, unless SMiffy approves!
No male presence is required in any photo!
That adds time to the hard labour, unless SMiffy approves!
1989 BX 17TD P2 Hybrid
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
- Madcav
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Re: How long.....
docchevron1472 wrote:We should also stress, that pictures of the bird only!
No male presence is required in any photo!
That adds time to the hard labour, unless SMiffy approves!
Most definately. And if you happen to be knocking off Emma Bunton, Zara Phillips, Kim Wilde or Katie Melua then I will personally hand deliver your special code to access the hidden 'Reader's Wives' section of BXP.
"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain. MmmmK?"
Buy a car off me you bastards.
Buy a car off me you bastards.
- mat_the_cat
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- docchevron132
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Re: How long.....
I'd destroy that chick!
I'd fuck the brains out of Imogen Heap as well..
I'd fuck the brains out of Imogen Heap as well..
1989 BX 17TD P2 Hybrid
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
- Father Ted
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Re: How long.....
Somewhere I have some photos of my Mrs in the raw from when she was 18.... Time and 3 kids have not been kind to her body....If I were to post up pictures now of how she looks in the buff I guarantee a mass stampede of blokes becoming gay. (Or more gay in some cases...)
- docchevron132
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Re: How long.....
Well, Mat was trying to hump anything last night, including Romahomes, me, his van, a GSA and pretty much anything else at all anywhere regardless of animal, mineral or vegetable, bolted down or free floating!
Infact, I think his rank should be an expansion of his rank on BXC, along the lines of "Drank for the fucking universe"
Infact, I think his rank should be an expansion of his rank on BXC, along the lines of "Drank for the fucking universe"
1989 BX 17TD P2 Hybrid
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
- smiffy
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Re: How long.....
I would aprove any naked pictures of Matt, He's well fit!
They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away...
but now that most of them are muslim, I find bacon and sausages work better!
but now that most of them are muslim, I find bacon and sausages work better!
- Father Ted
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