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Re: The I HATE CHRISTMAS thread
Miserable bastard Vanny!!!
Christmas is fucking ace, catch up with the family, bit of time off work, nice meal and most importantly loads of time with the kids.
Winner!
Christmas is fucking ace, catch up with the family, bit of time off work, nice meal and most importantly loads of time with the kids.
Winner!
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/\ shut up you jolly bastard and stop being happy!
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Re: The I HATE CHRISTMAS thread
Fuck I, welcome back Cav!
I still fucking detest xmas and all the shit that goes with it, although I am actually looking forward to to having two days off work where it's kinda law to get fucked on champagne and not care about anything at all, even if it is only for 48 hours.
I still fucking detest xmas and all the shit that goes with it, although I am actually looking forward to to having two days off work where it's kinda law to get fucked on champagne and not care about anything at all, even if it is only for 48 hours.
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Re: The I HATE CHRISTMAS thread
Champagne? Fucking toff.
8 cans of Special Brew and half a bottle of Creme De Menth is what you need.
8 cans of Special Brew and half a bottle of Creme De Menth is what you need.
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I think that might kill Doc, in fact it'd kill me!
That creme de menthe is so unnecessary after 8 cans of special brew, best to be safe though I suppose!
That creme de menthe is so unnecessary after 8 cans of special brew, best to be safe though I suppose!
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I read that as creme de METH
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Hey, either or - i just doled out nearly 4 litres of the stuff over at the Prison this morning.
Meth that is, not Creme de menth.... Both green though and taste foul (apparently) so hard to tell the difference.
Meth that is, not Creme de menth.... Both green though and taste foul (apparently) so hard to tell the difference.
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Re: The I HATE CHRISTMAS thread
Seems to me that being in priosn is clearly the way ahead if your a druggie, I mean, you get it free, with a roof over your head and free food.
Better than they get it on the outside surely?
Time to kill the fuckers off I reckon..
Anyway..
Xmas is the only time of year I drink the bubbly, except for weddings and shit, but only the vintage stuff, I may be working class white trash, but I do like a good bubbly!
Better than they get it on the outside surely?
Time to kill the fuckers off I reckon..
Anyway..
Xmas is the only time of year I drink the bubbly, except for weddings and shit, but only the vintage stuff, I may be working class white trash, but I do like a good bubbly!
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What he said. You obviously have enuff stuff to O/D the lot of them
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Re: The I HATE CHRISTMAS thread
just realised why vanny hates xmas so much
what with him being an elf
its probably all too busy for him
ho hum
what with him being an elf
its probably all too busy for him
ho hum
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Why do the Gnomes have Big Ears???
Coz Noddy wouldn't pay the ransome
Coz Noddy wouldn't pay the ransome
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Nooooo, I will be out of a job if you do that.docchevron1472 wrote: Time to kill the fuckers off I reckon..
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It's an old one I used to wind Gregzee up with, when he was a nipper......I still think he doesn't get it.
There is a Wicks's store near us, round the back it says BULK EXIT. It's only a few years since he stopped watching out for bulks every time we went past
There is a Wicks's store near us, round the back it says BULK EXIT. It's only a few years since he stopped watching out for bulks every time we went past
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Re: The I HATE CHRISTMAS thread
Bx Bandit wrote:/\ shut up you jolly bastard and stop being happy!
"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain. MmmmK?"
Buy a car off me you bastards.
Buy a car off me you bastards.