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BXClub, what's happening there then?
From what I can see it's turned into a three way arse kissing affair and if someone can't think of something original to say Tim, Dave (MountainMan) and Phil appear to just be patting themselves on the back.
Don't get me wrong it's nice to have everyone getting on but it's almost like a mutual pact and at times it might appear as if they only reply to each other to big themselves up or be patronising.
Don't get me wrong it's nice to have everyone getting on but it's almost like a mutual pact and at times it might appear as if they only reply to each other to big themselves up or be patronising.
"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain. MmmmK?"
Buy a car off me you bastards.
Buy a car off me you bastards.
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Re: BXClub, what's happening there then?
TBH i think Phil's just trying to keep some life in it, its gone just a tad slow over there, it seems to be in a bit of a downward spiral. I can't say i read MountainMan posts (not because i'm avoiding them, just not coming across them). As for Tim, i'm not going to go there, especially given his resent tirade of abuse. The place is on its arse and i'm not sure it will make it through.
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Re: BXClub, what's happening there then?
I'm fairly certain it wont make it.
It's had it's day.
Since pretty much everyone with any actual ability bar Ken has given up then it can only be a mutual masturbation club...
No great loss really though is it, we have far more fun on here!
It's had it's day.
Since pretty much everyone with any actual ability bar Ken has given up then it can only be a mutual masturbation club...
No great loss really though is it, we have far more fun on here!
1989 BX 17TD P2 Hybrid
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
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Re: BXClub, what's happening there then?
Whadya mean? Citronut and RxBx quickly tell folk what to do when they get stuck on mechanical matters !docchevron1472 wrote: Since pretty much everyone with any actual ability bar Ken has given up then it can only be a mutual masturbation club...
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Re: BXClub, what's happening there then?
Citronut knows shit. As was clearly highlighted in Tourists turbo thread (well, one of the eleventy trillion threads) when he said "someone told me...." etc.
Now, if he actually knew WTF he was talking about then he wouldn't need to say shit like "someone told me" would he?
And RXBX dude....
god, wouldn't it be just heaven if he could post just once without adding links or using emoticons? I mean, just fucking once....
Now, if he actually knew WTF he was talking about then he wouldn't need to say shit like "someone told me" would he?
And RXBX dude....
god, wouldn't it be just heaven if he could post just once without adding links or using emoticons? I mean, just fucking once....
1989 BX 17TD P2 Hybrid
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
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Re: BXClub, what's happening there then?
I rarely log onto BXC these days, its just too depressing. Even Jon seems to have lost his faith and is spending time playing with his Makita, girlfriend and Synergie (in that order).
Spend quite a bit of time talking bollocks on Autos Hite. For my next trick the Micra is getting a tin of blackboard paint slapped on its bonnet. The kids will love that as they can then "herbie" it up and shit.
Spend quite a bit of time talking bollocks on Autos Hite. For my next trick the Micra is getting a tin of blackboard paint slapped on its bonnet. The kids will love that as they can then "herbie" it up and shit.
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Re: BXClub, what's happening there then?
Makita, as in the power tool? Strange, i'd take a bird over a powertool anyday (untill they teach powertools to cook and stuff)
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Re: BXClub, what's happening there then?
Makita's dont let you down
72... AND STILL ROCKIN..........around the world...... NOT in a chair yet
Now XBX And into HDI.....as well as other ...err.... things.
Now XBX And into HDI.....as well as other ...err.... things.
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Re: BXClub, what's happening there then?
I think erstwhile girlfriend is getting him to weild his tool around the house...
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Re: BXClub, what's happening there then?
Drill - oh Im going to stop this now.... Im digging a bigger hole...
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Re: BXClub, what's happening there then?
Vanny wrote: i'd take a bird over a powertool anyday (untill they teach powertools to cook and stuff)
Odd that, cos I reckon most women would take a "power tool" over a man anyday!
1989 BX 17TD P2 Hybrid
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
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Re: BXClub, what's happening there then?
My understanding is that for speed and convenience then women prefer power tools, but for total satisfaction and a job well done they prefer a man. Okay thats a fairly small snap shot of the women breed that i base this on, but it was more than an overwhelming majority of that snapshot.
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Re: BXClub, what's happening there then?
They clearly haven't got a Rampant Rabbit Platinum then..
Erm... I mean like, so I'm told and that and all like...
Or maybe I'm just shit in bed!
Although I've nevr had any complaints from the puppies.....
Erm... I mean like, so I'm told and that and all like...
Or maybe I'm just shit in bed!
Although I've nevr had any complaints from the puppies.....
1989 BX 17TD P2 Hybrid
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
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Re: BXClub, what's happening there then?
The nipples perk up when you play with them eh?docchevron1472 wrote:
Or maybe I'm just shit in bed!
Although I've nevr had any complaints from the puppies.....
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Re: BXClub, what's happening there then?
Bullet Chrome - small, very powerful and easy to hide under the pillow - unlike a rabbit which is fucking huge and moves in ways I have never seen a penis move - and Ive seen some willys in my time (as a nurse, not as a perv - and I still have to watch people piss these days too). Its just not natural.docchevron1472 wrote:They clearly haven't got a Rampant Rabbit Platinum then..
Or maybe I'm just shit in bed!.....
I dunno, I just cant get sex to last longer than a couple of hours these days, time was I would have been at it all night....
What the fuck has this got to do with BXC???
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Re: BXClub, what's happening there then?
Fucking hell mate, a couple of hours?Father Ted wrote:I dunno, I just cant get sex to last longer than a couple of hours these days, time was I would have been at it all night....
What the fuck has this got to do with BXC???
Jesus, cut the dinner and all that foreplay shit out and you can get it down to under 10 minutes including the post coital cigarette!
ah, who cares about BXC anyway, let the loonies have it, it's full of drivel and illiterate wankers now anyway.
1989 BX 17TD P2 Hybrid
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
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Re: BXClub, what's happening there then?
Well i care!
Unfortunately its the BXClub that all the novices go to for advice, then get complete and utter shite back, kill the car, scrap the car, and leave us with nothing to poach! It also continues to give the BX and general Citroen community bad press. It needs to improve, or close!
Unfortunately its the BXClub that all the novices go to for advice, then get complete and utter shite back, kill the car, scrap the car, and leave us with nothing to poach! It also continues to give the BX and general Citroen community bad press. It needs to improve, or close!
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Re: BXClub, what's happening there then?
I actually care as well, it's not as enjoyable as it used to be - most of the banter has now gone and if I hear someone ask about a leak from 'those little pipes at the bottom of the front suspension' one more time I'll be tempted to tattoo the word 'SEARCH' on their forehead...
Would hate to see it close down though, but it's a completely different animal to this place.
Would hate to see it close down though, but it's a completely different animal to this place.