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Re: Where's the driver then???

Post by Bx Bandit » 22 May 2011

Ahh, Uncle-Love! Bring her to the next BX posse piss up dude?! Father, we could try it on Smiffy, but he really doesn't like minge - we had the discussion
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Re: Where's the driver then???

Post by Father Ted » 22 May 2011

Yes, but if he likes giving it up the bum - remember biologically there is no difference between the inside of a mans bottom or a ladies bottom.....
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Re: Where's the driver then???

Post by Philhod » 22 May 2011

:)
there is no difference between the inside of a mans bottom or a ladies bottom.....
And you know this how? By professional examination I hope :oops: :lol:
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Re: Where's the driver then???

Post by Bx Bandit » 23 May 2011

euwww, makes sense though.
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Re: Where's the driver then???

Post by Philhod » 23 May 2011

:lol: :lol: :lol: I think I will forego the experience of an experiment. :P 8)
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Re: Where's the driver then???

Post by Bx Bandit » 23 May 2011

:lol: :lol: :lol: Yes indeed, although this very morning one of the mothers threatened to do me with a strap on, over which i had a curious and confusing sense of arousal. As long as I could play with her foo foo afterwards..... :shock: :o
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Re: Where's the driver then???

Post by Philhod » 23 May 2011

:P I'm on my way. You'll have to introduce me :oops: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Where's the driver then???

Post by mat_the_cat » 23 May 2011

Bx Bandit wrote:this very morning one of the mothers threatened to do me with a strap on, over which i had a curious and confusing sense of arousal.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :shock: I've always thought you lot were strange down in s***h Wales!
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Post by docchevron132 » 23 May 2011

perfectly normal..
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Re: Where's the driver then???

Post by Stinkwheel(Matt) » 23 May 2011

docchevron132 wrote:yeah, she's a heart breaker fo shizzle, but then anyone that gets too close will have me to deal with!
Thats the time honoured family members job innit, your allowed to beat anyone to death who happens to say anything out of turn.
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Re: Where's the driver then???

Post by Bx Bandit » 23 May 2011

Philhod wrote::P I'm on my way. You'll have to introduce me :oops: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
She's not been at it long herself and seems to be it. She had to use some anaesthetic gel to start with apparently!
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Post by Philhod » 23 May 2011

:P :P :P some what!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by docchevron132 » 24 May 2011

Stinkwheel(Matt) wrote:
docchevron132 wrote:yeah, she's a heart breaker fo shizzle, but then anyone that gets too close will have me to deal with!
Thats the time honoured family members job innit, your allowed to beat anyone to death who happens to say anything out of turn.
that, and ya know, I like violence..

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Re: Where's the driver then???

Post by Bx Bandit » 24 May 2011

I wouldn't say exchaning tips - as that suggests I was offering 'tips' of my own (which is wrong on a number of levels) but, well, there's only the one mum like, that spoke about it, from Brum so she is. Galdly, all the other mums dont talk about such things, not for the stomach that early in the morning!
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Re: Where's the driver then???

Post by docchevron132 » 24 May 2011

oh well, from Brum, that explains it all!
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Re: Where's the driver then???

Post by Philhod » 24 May 2011

from Bum, that explains it all!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Where's the driver then???

Post by Bx Bandit » 25 May 2011

:lol: :lol: :lol: Explains a lot now i think about it!
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