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docchevron132 · Post by **docchevron132** » 17 Apr 2009

Why pink Marty?
I mean, er, pink!
Does it actually work on the move?
The DAB radio thing I had was techy as fuck if I moved it around even a bit.

Father Ted · Post by **Father Ted** » 17 Apr 2009

Pink??? Well thats because TJ Hughes were flogging them off for Â£15 - cheaper and less hassle than ripping the dash apart to get the shagged Blahpunkt out and replace it. And yes it works very well on the move with only a bit f farting when I go into Talbot Rd multi-story car park.

Runs on batteries, or in this case one of those 12v - 240v invertor thingies stashed in the glove box. Sound qulity good too.

docchevron132 · Post by **docchevron132** » 17 Apr 2009

Ahh, maybe things have moved on from the early units!
I might have to go get a new one then, although not in pink!
People already think I'm gay!

mickey taker · Post by **mickey taker** » 17 Apr 2009

Father Ted wrote:

no wonder you burnt the shirt

quote]

they would have clashed terribly

Father Ted · Post by **Father Ted** » 17 Apr 2009

docchevron1472 wrote:not in pink!
People already think I'm gay!

Something that doesnt really bother me, whether people think I take it up the arse or not - actually discoverd that by putting "bisexual" down on job application forms guarantees me an interview offer no mater how crap for the job i am. I dont take it up the bum, just for reference, the pink thing was Â£2.50 cheaper than teh same radio in white - I am a tight arse.

mickey taker · Post by **mickey taker** » 17 Apr 2009

Father Ted wrote: - I am a tight arse.

which just makes taking it up the bum more painful I presume

Philhod · Post by **Philhod** » 17 Apr 2009

You beat me to it there Mickey. I had one like that's why you don't take it up the bum

For a tight arse FT left that wide open

docchevron132 · Post by **docchevron132** » 18 Apr 2009

Likewise Marty, I dont give a fuck if people think I'm gay, fuck elephants or shit myself.
Although I mince better than any gay bloke, so maybe I should be gay, after all, I get sod all luck with the ho's..

Father Ted · Post by **Father Ted** » 18 Apr 2009

Grow a droopy 'tash and invest in a BIG pot of KY Jelly or similar water based lube then

then get yourself along to here on a Friday and prepare to have your bum turned into a wind tunnel
Just around the corner from my work and the Red Light district of Blackpool too. ( I can probably get you a discount at one of the parlours)

No, I dont frequent them, i just know some of the staff

smiffy · Post by **smiffy** » 18 Apr 2009

[quote="Father Ted"]]here on a Friday and prepare to have your bum turned into a wind tunnel[/url]
Just around the corner from my work and the Red Light district of Blackpool too. ( I can probably get you a discount at one of the parlours)

Fuck him, He'll only waste it. Get ME the discount instead!

Philhod · Post by **Philhod** » 18 Apr 2009

at Smiffy

My missis says my arse is a wind tunnel already

docchevron132 · Post by **docchevron132** » 19 Apr 2009

Well yeah, Smiffy is more needy in the bum sex department than I!

Chilip Phidlow · Post by **Chilip Phidlow** » 22 Apr 2009

"...We have a descreet 2nd entrance at the rear ..." (sic)

I bet you do. and 'opening' times too.

All in the best possible taste!

Wind tunnel? I met a girl at Art College who was, let's say, an eye opener in that dept.!

smiffy · Post by **smiffy** » 23 Apr 2009

Chilip Phidlow wrote:Wind tunnel? I met a girl at Art College who was, let's say, an eye opener in that dept.!

Was she a big ole brontesaurus then?

Father Ted · Post by **Father Ted** » 23 Apr 2009

Not into having coke puffed up her bum and using anal beads was she? Met one lie that myself, steered well clear as she had soome very unusual habbits.

Chilip Phidlow · Post by **Chilip Phidlow** » 23 Apr 2009

Nothing quite so exotic. She liked to let rip in the most intimate moments. A sort of hobby I guess. Who was I to argue?

Father Ted · Post by **Father Ted** » 23 Apr 2009

Ahh, well sometimes when im banging away I have to clench my cheeks otherwise one just pops out* - its a body thing and I wouldnt worry about it - unless the smell stops play....

*sound levels similar to that of when Krakattoa errupted

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