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Operation STARTFORD 2009
Operation STARTFORD
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Listen up men, and you Smiffy, its that time of the war again when we must do battle. We've heard that the Gerri's (as in geriatrics) are planning a secret war meeting near Stratford Upon Avon on or around the 28th of August.
The operation goals are simple, to cause significant unrest so as to disturb the war mongering, without getting caught or thrown out! Here is the operation plan used successfully in previous years;
The operation starts at 16:00hrs Friday the 28th of August!
What about it men?
Strictly confidential
Listen up men, and you Smiffy, its that time of the war again when we must do battle. We've heard that the Gerri's (as in geriatrics) are planning a secret war meeting near Stratford Upon Avon on or around the 28th of August.
The operation goals are simple, to cause significant unrest so as to disturb the war mongering, without getting caught or thrown out! Here is the operation plan used successfully in previous years;
The operation starts at 16:00hrs Friday the 28th of August!
What about it men?
- Father Ted
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Re: Jacko..
When is Stratford?
I could probably find out if I lookes at BXC, but, you know what, I cant be arsed - I gets depressed every time i log into that site these days.
I could probably find out if I lookes at BXC, but, you know what, I cant be arsed - I gets depressed every time i log into that site these days.
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Re: Jacko..
I think it's the BH weekend, around the 28th August. Should be good, especially as there are several people going that I haven't met yet...
(Don't believe all the rumours!!!)
(Don't believe all the rumours!!!)
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Re: Jacko..
Oh you are fucking kidding? Is it really that weekend? Arsefuck to hell and back.....this needs some serious wife related shit dodging shenanigans....Can anyone confirm the date???
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Re: Jacko..
I'm not in the CCC, but glanced in the father's Citroenian when I was back home the other week, and I'm 90% sure it is that very weekend
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Shooot............I'll have to be a late Saturday arrival which is fucking annoying. Saturday is my daughters birthday party...............surely that's a spell in hell if I dodge that one!
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Re: Jacko..
Bad times If it makes you feel any better, I'm more than likely to be a Saturday arrival too...
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Re: Jacko..
Operation BXP infiltration of Stratford is infact that weekend 28-30 August.
I shant be arriving till late arvo anyway, stuff to do that morning already booked, as long as you're there for the piss up then it's all good.
I shant be arriving till late arvo anyway, stuff to do that morning already booked, as long as you're there for the piss up then it's all good.
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I can hardly wait! I will be there on the friday afternoon, with gas BBQ, beer, gazebo, and other stuff.
They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away...
but now that most of them are muslim, I find bacon and sausages work better!
but now that most of them are muslim, I find bacon and sausages work better!
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Oh Fckuing Cnting Arseflakesdocchevron1472 wrote:Operation BXP infiltration of Stratford is infact that weekend 28-30 August..
Thats wedding anniversary weekend - where i celebrate 15 years of being manicled together by going and taking her to a hotel where we have our annual shag. If I skive out of that she will put my bollocks in a blender.
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Indeed mate, what time to gettin' there you rekon? What about you Mr Dyane?docchevron1472 wrote:Operation BXP infiltration of Stratford is infact that weekend 28-30 August.
I shant be arriving till late arvo anyway, stuff to do that morning already booked, as long as you're there for the piss up then it's all good.
Smiffy.......keen as ever mate. If I can join you Friday I will but it don't look good!
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Re: Jacko..
I should be there about 3 or 4, all being well...
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/\ same.
I'll be off from Stroud about 1400, so 1600 arrival seems about right.
Unless it's arseholing it down, in which case I'll turn up later, just to get pissed.
Erm, Smiffy, what "other stuff" you bringing?
Or don't we want to know!
I'll be off from Stroud about 1400, so 1600 arrival seems about right.
Unless it's arseholing it down, in which case I'll turn up later, just to get pissed.
Erm, Smiffy, what "other stuff" you bringing?
Or don't we want to know!
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Re: Operation STARTFORD 2009
i'll be there once someone lets mw know they are there, unless someone wants to pick me up in a BX enroute?
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Re: Operation STARTFORD 2009
Do I take it from the map that tents and other forms of accommodation are segregated? So if I turn up in a mobile dwelling on wheels (one that is mid engined, turbocharged and a two seater) I won't be able to mingle with the inferior tents?
I'll not be able to make it till Saturday evening, at least not if I still want my bollocks.
I'll not be able to make it till Saturday evening, at least not if I still want my bollocks.
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Re: Operation STARTFORD 2009
I suspect there will be no issues at Alpha Camp...mat_the_cat wrote:Do I take it from the map that tents and other forms of accommodation are segregated? So if I turn up in a mobile dwelling on wheels (one that is mid engined, turbocharged and a two seater) I won't be able to mingle with the inferior tents?
I'll not be able to make it till Saturday evening, at least not if I still want my bollocks.
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Re: Operation STARTFORD 2009
erm, well the enemy does like segregation, we in alpha camp dont care, two years ago we even allowed a volkswagen polo camper to join us! Hopefully this year the American will be allowed his Ford? Here's hoping!
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Re: Operation STARTFORD 2009
Oh great, now its been edited my comment above makes me look like a utter spaz.
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Re: Operation STARTFORD 2009
not really, its your profile pic that does that for you <rushes off the change fathers profile piccie>
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Re: Operation STARTFORD 2009
Hey, anyone with a name like Adolf cant be all that bad ( QV Spike Milligan ). I like it because of the Warhol effect - I wondered when it would provoke a reaction. The guy was a bit of a dick though.