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[Madcav]

Miserable bastard Vanny!!!

Christmas is fucking ace, catch up with the family, bit of time off work, nice meal and most importantly loads of time with the kids.
Winner!

[Bx Bandit]

/\ shut up you jolly bastard and stop being happy!

[docchevron132]

Fuck I, welcome back Cav!

I still fucking detest xmas and all the shit that goes with it, although I am actually looking forward to to having two days off work where it's kinda law to get fucked on champagne and not care about anything at all, even if it is only for 48 hours.

[Father Ted]

Champagne? Fucking toff.

8 cans of Special Brew and half a bottle of Creme De Menth is what you need.

[Bx Bandit]

I think that might kill Doc, in fact it'd kill me!

That creme de menthe is so unnecessary after 8 cans of special brew, best to be safe though I suppose!

[Philhod]

I read that as creme de METH

[Father Ted]

Hey, either or - i just doled out nearly 4 litres of the stuff over at the Prison this morning.
Meth that is, not Creme de menth.... Both green though and taste foul (apparently) so hard to tell the difference.

[docchevron132]

Seems to me that being in priosn is clearly the way ahead if your a druggie, I mean, you get it free, with a roof over your head and free food.
Better than they get it on the outside surely?

Time to kill the fuckers off I reckon..

Anyway..

Xmas is the only time of year I drink the bubbly, except for weddings and shit, but only the vintage stuff, I may be working class white trash, but I do like a good bubbly!

[Philhod]

What he said. You obviously have enuff stuff to O/D the lot of them

[charlie]

just realised why vanny hates xmas so much

what with him being an elf

its probably all too busy for him

ho hum

[Philhod]

Why do the Gnomes have Big Ears???







































Coz Noddy wouldn't pay the ransome

[Father Ted]

Time to kill the fuckers off I reckon..

Nooooo, I will be out of a job if you do that.

There are 52000 mgs in the CDA cupboard on D wing - bearing in mind 30 - 40mgs is enough to kill most non tollerant adults and 5mgs a child I think we probably have enough to be getting on with for now. Certainly I have revised my method of topping myself if I need to....

[Vanny]

your on fire phil, though it took me a few reads

[Philhod]

It's an old one I used to wind Gregzee up with, when he was a nipper......I still think he doesn't get it.

There is a Wicks's store near us, round the back it says BULK EXIT. It's only a few years since he stopped watching out for bulks every time we went past

[Madcav]

/\ shut up you jolly bastard and stop being happy!