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Your allowed to do/ say what the fuck you like mate
Like I give a shit
Like I give a shit
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And relax and wait for the arrival of this;
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0336575987
Genuine Citroen OEM part to replace my original fitment alternator. £98 FFS but if i don't get the tossing wanking car out of the garage soon i'm gonna be very upset!
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0336575987
Genuine Citroen OEM part to replace my original fitment alternator. £98 FFS but if i don't get the tossing wanking car out of the garage soon i'm gonna be very upset!
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I thouight you already wasi'm gonna be very upset!
Not bad that price you know. It was around that I paid quite a few years back.
I'm getting pissed off with this fucking thing on my foot. It's going to be another 4 weeks before I can get back under K 39 and get it finished
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thats just like the one I had on my valver that died on it's arse.. i think it was original though so it had done 140K..
Whats the game plan with the car now then Vanster?
Whats the game plan with the car now then Vanster?
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Fit shiney new alt, sit back and admire! Twould be the shiniest part on my car evah if I fitted that! Looks awesome!
/\ I don't believe I just said that, I'm nursing a semi over a fucking alternator
/\ I don't believe I just said that, I'm nursing a semi over a fucking alternator
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a shiny one at that... oh dear... it's all going s***h..
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Basher of shiney bishops......simples
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Talking of Bishops - I'm half way through a finger..............oh wait, that sounds wrong. Half way through a Bishops Finger.......fuck, that sounds worse, half way through a pint of BF....
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Ok, well dont let us stop you. I once had a blow job whilst driving and it was very distracting.Bx Bandit wrote: I'm Half way through a Bishops Finger.......fuck,
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I licked a split once, whilst at the wheel. It was really hard as I couldn't stop laughing
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I licked a split once, whilst at the wheel. It was really hard as I couldn't stop laughing
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How the fuck can you lick a split whilst driving? Never had a BJ whilst driving - wouldn't mind though!
err MtC - something you want to share?
err MtC - something you want to share?
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Assuming he's not referring to the strawberry variety, I can confirm that it's perfectly possible to do it whilst in the driving seat (of a BX - keeping it relevant to this forum) but would point out that my concentration was solely on the job in hand and driving would have been difficult to say the least. Perhaps in Phils case, if it was some time ago the roads would have been less busy, although I would have still worried about the safety of the bloke with the red flag in front!Bx Bandit wrote:How the fuck can you lick a split whilst driving?
I would imagine it's more difficult, I should have said. Not that I regularly imagine giving out blow jobs whilst at the wheel...Bx Bandit wrote:err MtC - something you want to share?
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Well that's what I mean - as in I've licked the split - I even stuck my cock in it whilst in a car (not a BX!) but no way whilst I'm driving! I think Phil has a long tounge!
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Of course not (at Mat)
It was whilst driving (slowly) round the campus of Lampeter college.
She was head down in my lap with legs either side of my head and I had to keep lookintg over the top of her (ample) arse to see where I was.
God that was fucking funny. The pair of us virtually fell out of the car when we got to her hall and just lay on the grass laughing for ages.
Note:- There was beer involved. and car seats wer far less intrusive in those days and no seatbelts to get tangled up in.
It was whilst driving (slowly) round the campus of Lampeter college.
She was head down in my lap with legs either side of my head and I had to keep lookintg over the top of her (ample) arse to see where I was.
God that was fucking funny. The pair of us virtually fell out of the car when we got to her hall and just lay on the grass laughing for ages.
Note:- There was beer involved. and car seats wer far less intrusive in those days and no seatbelts to get tangled up in.
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Aaaaah, her upsidedown on yer lap makes sense, I was thinking of her sitting sweetly in the seat
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Ahhh, so was I! That's something new to try then, although I suspect that would be likely to get you kicked out of most CCC events.
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We were both 18 at the time and a lot more flexible. I used to visit my mate Ian there, about once a month. Me and Janine hit it off first night and it carried on for about 18 months.
She was a black girl, from Cardiff and I learned a lot from my college course.
She was a black girl, from Cardiff and I learned a lot from my college course.
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