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smiffy · Post by **smiffy** » 24 Oct 2007

How many times does this happen?
You turn up to a rally somewhere, and someone comes up to you, and says "ere, have you seen the number plate on that over there, it's just like yours!"

I'd always known about his van, but never actually seen it in the flesh, let alone while with my bus....

I bet the van is now razor blades, and I no-longer own the bus......sadly!

john s

docchevron132 · Post by **docchevron132** » 24 Oct 2007

You really should get the old girl back dude.
Then you could practice reversing large vehicles!:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Poor defensless Transit...

:roll::lol::lol:8)

Post by **Vanny** » 24 Oct 2007

now that sounds like a more interesting story that does, prey tell the story Doc!

smiffy · Post by **smiffy** » 24 Oct 2007

I demolised a transit last night, by reversing a bus into it, and pushing it into a truck.......nice!

john s

Post by **Vanny** » 24 Oct 2007

dont you work for worst terrorising travel as a mechanic?

smiffy · Post by **smiffy** » 25 Oct 2007

Not quite a mechanic, I sort of look for and fix minor defects, like loose seats, broken light lenses, bulbs etc.

Trouble is the company rent a very large yard from the council, and so do some other companies, who park their shit all over the place!

Back in the old NBC days before privatisation in 1986, the entire yard would still be owned by the bus company.

We only have 175 buses at our depot now, but back then it would have been more like 300!!!

docchevron132 · Post by **docchevron132** » 26 Oct 2007

The point though, is that Smiffy wasn't the first to destroy the very same Transit! An inspector reversed the then "brewin car" into it ( A corsa no less) and did more damage than smiffy did in a 9 tonne Lance!
The Lance had a cracked panel, the Corsa was wankered beyond belief!

Oh, but he did get a hug from Miss Piggy!
Further Smiffy is now know as Kermit!

smiffy · Post by **smiffy** » 26 Oct 2007

You bastard!

john s

mickey taker · Post by **mickey taker** » 26 Oct 2007

a match made in heaven

docchevron132 · Post by **docchevron132** » 27 Oct 2007

Miss Piggy managed to put a window through in a bus tonight herself, so it's one all!

He's got to bone her before thursday, or I'll lose me Â£20....

Not that we've got a book running or owt like!

mickey taker · Post by **mickey taker** » 27 Oct 2007

miss piggy is there anything behind me

smiffy · Post by **smiffy** » 27 Oct 2007

Bitch!

docchevron132 · Post by **docchevron132** » 27 Oct 2007

:lol::lol::lol:

See, even Kermit wears a seatbelt!

mickey taker · Post by **mickey taker** » 29 Oct 2007

christmas presents for Smiffy

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/REVERSING-ALARM-B ... dZViewItem

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Parking-Reversing ... dZViewItem

docchevron132 · Post by **docchevron132** » 29 Oct 2007

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

He'll need some for the front aswell! He's just as bad going forwards!

Actually a set of them for the arse end of his valver would be a good fitment, at least until I nick his rear bumper!

What are the chances?