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docchevron1472 wrote:I'm not a royalist, but I did like Diana, met her once. Lovely bird, and I soo would have!

jesus, is tere no one or nothing you wont shag?

Father Ted wrote:

docchevron1472 wrote:I'm not a royalist, but I did like Diana, met her once. Lovely bird, and I soo would have!

jesus, is tere no one or nothing you wont shag?

Anything that moves?

Maybe it doesn't even have to move!

Way2go wrote:

Father Ted wrote:

docchevron1472 wrote:I'm not a royalist, but I did like Diana, met her once. Lovely bird, and I soo would have!

jesus, is tere no one or nothing you wont shag?

Anything that moves?

Maybe it doesn't even have to move!

It doesn't even need a pulse, as long as it's still warm...

Lambs liver in a jar

Sooner have it on a plate .

I heard from Smiffy, that Doc would even get up a slow puncture

Philhod wrote: Sooner have it on a plate .

I heard from Smiffy, that Doc would even get up a slow puncture

Hmmh , a blow-back could be a problem.

I did hear an amusing story a few years ago about an American guy who was charged with animal cruelty for shagging a raccoon. His defence (although I'm not sure it was a successful one), was that it wasn't actually cruelty, as the raccoon was already dead...

Although Doc has an affinity to animals, from what he's posted it's always in a kind sense so I'm sure he wouldn't cross that line.

Philhod wrote: Lionhearts Battles with Saladin and the formation of the knights Templar and Hospitaller. I know it sounds dull stuff

far from dull phil

spent many a holiday in the med following in the footsteps of the knights templar

and as for saladin
a great muslim leader showing the butchering crusaders of the west how to be gracious and good

me reckons he could teach us all a few lessons today re the problems we have in the middle east

TBH it's a subject that has interested me from when I read those stories, all those years ago and I've been lucky enuff to spend a bit of time in the Middle East.
It's a fascinating place, arrid but beautiful. hot but dry and the people are something else.
What surprises me is that the majority of them think we're the best thing ever and historically we have shit on them at every opportunity for over a thousand years
All the problems they have are because all 3 religions lay claim to all of it. All 3 preach peace and sharing
but seem unable to put it into practice

Religious wars = people killing each other to determine who has the better imaginary friend.

Complete waste of time.

& these Supremos never interfere to stop the conflicts or resultant atrocities.

Catholasism, one womans lie about an affair, that got seriousley out of hand!

I take it you mean Christianity Doc, although it makes no difference really.

They all started the same way, A&E in the G of E. The big split came after the big falling out with the different family members of Abraham. A bit later on, this woman con's her husband and a bunch of people believe it, even a load of Italians who were around and as usual, take things to extremes.
About 500 years later another lot say, Nah! he 's not the son of god, he's just another prophet. This guy is the true son of god. No he aint! He's just a prophet ours is the right guy. No he isn't....Yes he is.
The Jews stand back laughing saying fuck off he aint arrived yet....We'll wait thanks, and the other two say well fuck right off you lot are just heathens. And so it goes...............................


Potted history of religions in 8 lines

Isn't there some story supposedly researched that he didn't actually die on the cross but the "resurrection" was a recovery and then he moved off into other lands, changed his name and became the central figure in another religion before dying an old man?

Who the fuck knows? Different people at different times have either added or withheld relevant facts, over the last 2000 years. The new testament was formulated by the early Catholic church, they decided which "gospels" went in and which ones were left out. All the ones left out were destroyed only like all people who diseminate, they didn't get them all. Starting with the dead sea scrolls and culminating with that find a few fears ago, a number have come to light.
The other issue is translation, what you end up reading is, someones understanding of what may be written in some dead language......or not.

Philhod wrote:The new testament was formulated by the early Catholic church, they decided which "gospels" went in and which ones were left out. All the ones left out were destroyed

The first organised global business! Acting in the same as any global business today, I guess!

And fucking up in the same way too

/\ yeah, all that really..

Sorry, I was biased towards catholisism due to my mother bringing me up in the RC way of things.
Fucked it all off when I was 12 or 14, I forget which.. She didn't speak to me for 6 months, fucking bliss!

Hows your Mother taken the news of your newly discovered family or did she know all along?