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Posted: 08 Dec 2007
by charlie
well i fuckin well knew that youd be fuckin grovellin before me
i wounldnt have posted anything
you always ave to jump in before me u bastard
am gonna fuckin sit in me xm for alf an hour so that it really sinks into yer drive way and youll never get it off
yer only jealous again cause u havnt got a proper bx
Posted: 08 Dec 2007
by Bx Bandit
What proper bx you daft punk? My driveway is fucked now anyway......20 ltrs of coolant, 200 ltrs of lhm, 5000 ltrs of diesel....you fucker....
Posted: 09 Dec 2007
by Philhod
Posted: 09 Dec 2007
by smiffy
Bx Bandit wrote:What proper bx you daft punk? My driveway is fucked now anyway......20 ltrs of coolant, 200 ltrs of lhm, 5000 ltrs of diesel....you fucker....
That sounds just like Doc's front garden at number 12....
john s
Posted: 09 Dec 2007
by Bx Bandit
Camshaft hole is currently 10 oclock ish! Maybe nothing is actually 'out' after all but as David has pointed out, after another 360deg on the cranky it'll all line up. It's always lined up 1st time in the past so I've not come across this 'phenomenon' before..
Still, I ain't too bothered cos it ain't my car so if it fucks up........meos drinky muchos cerveza
Only kidding Chalios
Posted: 11 Dec 2007
by charlie
latest news from whats left of bandits drive
everyfin all lined up and secured sir
cambelt ooooff
waterpump oooff
wiv one sheared bolt
tensioner oooff
one termostat oooff
with another dodgey bolt
loads of filth in de water sir
end of report
goodnight
Posted: 11 Dec 2007
by Philhod
Posted: 12 Dec 2007
by docchevron132
No hope to Bob Hope I reckon. and he's dead!
Posted: 12 Dec 2007
by Philhod
Posted: 12 Dec 2007
by Bx Bandit
Posted: 12 Dec 2007
by Vanny
Bx Bandit wrote: Mr Ginger Bolx
Pervert!
Posted: 12 Dec 2007
by Bx Bandit
She's resting while Charlie fiddles her bits, gently caressing and soothing her rusty water ways!!
Do citroens rust??? Judging by my TD they do...it's getting worse the more I poke about
Posted: 12 Dec 2007
by Vanny
do citroens rust?
is that like Assimov's 'do robots die' prose?
Posted: 12 Dec 2007
by Bx Bandit
Vanny wrote:Bx Bandit wrote: Mr Ginger Bolx
Pervert!
but it must be true for he is a ginger......bald....but ginger
Posted: 12 Dec 2007
by smiffy
I got a really big soft spot for redheads!
Damn, I said that out loud didn't I?
oops!
john s
Posted: 12 Dec 2007
by Bx Bandit
No you moron, you typed it quietly
:roll::roll::lol:
Posted: 12 Dec 2007
by smiffy
Perhaps, but here in Cyber world, typing is speaking!
Posted: 12 Dec 2007
by charlie
smiffy man youre making me
:oops:
whatever happened to the fine art of understating
bastards
Posted: 12 Dec 2007
by charlie
anyways tonights report is as follows
the doc will eat umble cake
for the silver surfing shed has new bits placed within its shiny skin
air filter
fuel filter
thermostat
waterpump
and lads its had a high pressure hose pipe shoved in various orifices
hip hip hooray
hip hip hooray
come on doc join in
hip hip hooray
Posted: 12 Dec 2007
by Bx Bandit
smiffy wrote:Perhaps, but here in Cyber world, typing is speaking!
Furry muff! Anyway's, you liking red heads, does that mean you fancy Chris Evans or that twat from simply fucking red? I'd rip his fucking vocal chords out and use 'em to castrate the fucker after cutting his ears and tounge of so that he can hear himself lick his own fucking arse.......the ginger tit