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Re: Wierd Dashboard Noises!
She genuinely asked after you. It's my assumption that she wants you, but I think an accurate one. I'll do banter with her and bring you up in convo and see what she says mate if you like. But she has the social skills of a retarded hippo dude, and I dread to ponder what her twat is like.
You're welcome here though mate, so if you want to exploit her and need a place to crash then fire away, just don't bring her back here to bang her brains out!
You're welcome here though mate, so if you want to exploit her and need a place to crash then fire away, just don't bring her back here to bang her brains out!
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Fuck!
hmmm, well, it's depressing that the only girl that shows an interest is,er, well, ya know, you see her more than me like...
But... well... I aint getting any younger!
She might be a really sweet girl, a bit of a SuBo maybe?
hmmm, well, it's depressing that the only girl that shows an interest is,er, well, ya know, you see her more than me like...
But... well... I aint getting any younger!
She might be a really sweet girl, a bit of a SuBo maybe?
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Oooh, bit late on this one! She has left the building mate, in that she no longer works at the garage. You didna want to go there mate, you'd need limescale remover to open the labs!
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you'd need limescale remover to open the labs!
And you know this how??????????
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Most likely testing the waters to make sure she was fit for Doc consumption!
He's good like that is our Bandit!
Nay bother anyway, I'm really becoming more than justa little interested in Anita anyway..
He's good like that is our Bandit!
Nay bother anyway, I'm really becoming more than justa little interested in Anita anyway..
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Errr, an assumption mate. Rather bizarrely, I had a dream about her last night and she looked a lot better than usual, worth doing in fact. I also realised (in the dream like) she had starred in a film titled something like 3 girls and a fella (as in 3 men and a baby) but came to the conclusion it was a porno! Anyway, that's all rather immaterial.Philhod wrote:you'd need limescale remover to open the labs!
And you know this how??????????
Doc, I'm really pleased for you mate. Fingers crossed and all that! When can we meet her and give her a good grilling........err....no that wasn't a euphamism. I'm sure Laura could do with some female company on these get-togethers.....with all us sexy testosterone filled fellas about Laura must feel rather moist and frustrated!
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well, I do have a piccy of Anita, but it's shit quality since it's nicked from FB.
But this is the lovely Anita:
really sweet girl, I rather like her quite a lot..
But this is the lovely Anita:
really sweet girl, I rather like her quite a lot..
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me too...
she's put on a tad of weight since that piccy was taken, but she's a really sweet young lady.
A bit shy, but really down to earth, not up her own arse, and generally rather lovely.
she's put on a tad of weight since that piccy was taken, but she's a really sweet young lady.
A bit shy, but really down to earth, not up her own arse, and generally rather lovely.
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Aw...you sound like you're going soft mate.
Probably better rephrase that, don't correct me if I'm wrong, I *really* don't want to know.
Seriously, best of luck. As my mate always says to me "Be good, and if you can't be good, be careful..."
Probably better rephrase that, don't correct me if I'm wrong, I *really* don't want to know.
Seriously, best of luck. As my mate always says to me "Be good, and if you can't be good, be careful..."
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well, it Is soft.... hows that for an image!!
Dont think photobucket would let me upload a piccy of that though..
I'm still a miserable old cunt really, but it's nice to meet a girl that isn't hugely complicated with vast baggage and who is just generally a really nice person to be around. Hasn't happened for a while like..
Dont think photobucket would let me upload a piccy of that though..
I'm still a miserable old cunt really, but it's nice to meet a girl that isn't hugely complicated with vast baggage and who is just generally a really nice person to be around. Hasn't happened for a while like..
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Fuck me, she looks well tidy! Well done and best of luck...
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When am I due a visit down there.....looks like someone I would like to know better.
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See... I said yonks ago on here it was a bad idea letting you letcherous fuckers anywhere near her! And that was even before I knew her name!
Things are still VERY early stages, but the more I know her, the more I want to know her, which ironically will most likely be mt downfall with her.
She doesn't really know me yet, once she does, if she has any sense, she'll run, run like the wind!
However, if she doesn't, then I might allow you all to meet her, after fitting a 2" plate steel chastity belt of course!
Things are still VERY early stages, but the more I know her, the more I want to know her, which ironically will most likely be mt downfall with her.
She doesn't really know me yet, once she does, if she has any sense, she'll run, run like the wind!
However, if she doesn't, then I might allow you all to meet her, after fitting a 2" plate steel chastity belt of course!
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I think that's going a tad far, I mean you won't be able to see much of her with steel strapped to her face arse and fanny.
I think she looks very nice indeed Doc and I would be only too pleased to meet her..............................
..............When you think it's safe of course.
I think she looks very nice indeed Doc and I would be only too pleased to meet her..............................
..............When you think it's safe of course.
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Re: Wierd Dashboard Noises!
she's considerably better looking than i expected (thats a slur on Doc mind)
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It's allowed on here....nay... expected
Oh and thanks for the offer, but no thanks....Have a word wiv smiffy, if yoo's feeling that way out
Oh and thanks for the offer, but no thanks....Have a word wiv smiffy, if yoo's feeling that way out
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Erm, standard Vanster that is!!
We're all as bad as eachother really..
Anyhow, she seems to be giving me the cold shoulder again, so it looks like it's stalled before much happened, again...
We're all as bad as eachother really..
Anyhow, she seems to be giving me the cold shoulder again, so it looks like it's stalled before much happened, again...
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docchevron132 wrote:Anyhow, she seems to be giving me the cold shoulder again, so it looks like it's stalled before much happened, again...
yeah yeah yeah, just give us her damned number!
Bandit tip: Buy her a dildo. If she screams with delight, you're in and you know she likes it. If she hits you with it you're rather fooked! Lovely lookin' bird mate, fucktastic in fact!
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