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charlie · Post by **charlie** » 12 Dec 2007

i think we just hit another wee tender spot

do you know bandit old mate old buddy

i think ur turning all red like

and has anyone told u that u look like a certain well known ginger haired singer

yes yes its true, honestly

sing along now

holding back my ears

ill be holding back my ears

Bx Bandit · Post by **Bx Bandit** » 12 Dec 2007

Fuck off you....your silver shed is sinking into my bloody driveway.......and that's not the only way in which it's sinking either!

Holding back my ears, my arse.....

Darn it, now I can't get that bloody song out me 'ead!

Post by **Vanny** » 12 Dec 2007

Mick Hucknall

Bx Bandit · Post by **Bx Bandit** » 12 Dec 2007

Yes him /\, that ginger bastard who thinks he can reggae with the best of 'em....daft twat

smiffy · Post by **smiffy** » 13 Dec 2007

I never did like his music........

charlie · Post by **charlie** » 13 Dec 2007

i bet youll like this version

http://www.rathergood.com/holding/

Bx Bandit · Post by **Bx Bandit** » 13 Dec 2007

Poor fucking rabbit....or is it a hare? Who the fuck cares....bloody over-rated carrot topper....btw, linky is an oxymoron.....you moron

charlie · Post by **charlie** » 13 Dec 2007

whatever.......

now how did that song go again

Bx Bandit · Post by **Bx Bandit** » 13 Dec 2007

This is how it goes....

Charlie was a Welshman
Charlie was a thief
Charlie came to my house
And stripped his cambelt teeth

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

smiffy · Post by **smiffy** » 14 Dec 2007

Bx Bandit wrote:And stripped his cambelt teeth
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Hmmmmm, I did that with the last VW I had, utter shite!

john s

mickey taker · Post by **mickey taker** » 14 Dec 2007

unfortunately the greatest player in league two is a carrot top

smiffy · Post by **smiffy** » 14 Dec 2007

Hmm, if he got a haircut, and got rid of the dead ferret under his chin, he'd be really cute!!

john s

Way2go · Post by **Way2go** » 14 Dec 2007

smiffy wrote:he'd be really cute!!

Wouldn't you want him to put some clean kit on too?

charlie · Post by **charlie** » 14 Dec 2007

errr

this greatest ever living player in league two

the one smiify has the hots for

and im, for once trying to be diplomatic here

but

who the fuck is he

charlie · Post by **charlie** » 14 Dec 2007

Charlie was a Welshman
Charlie was a thief
Charlie came to my house
And stripped his cambelt teeth

and this is what exactly

so how about u stop foolin
man cause yer out of yer depth losin
this muthafuckin duelin
charlies too coolin
for you
ching ching
i just gonna broke the glass

Bx Bandit · Post by **Bx Bandit** » 14 Dec 2007

Way2go wrote:
smiffy wrote:he'd be really cute!!
Wouldn't you want him to put some clean kit on too?

He looks like a x between Doc and that bloke from the Pogues

charlie · Post by **charlie** » 14 Dec 2007

now are we talkin about the wee fella or dat big fella

:?:)

Bx Bandit · Post by **Bx Bandit** » 14 Dec 2007

charlie wrote:
Charlie was a Welshman
Charlie was a thief
Charlie came to my house
And stripped his cambelt teeth
and this is what exactly

so how about u stop foolin
man cause yer out of yer depth losin
this muthafuckin duelin
charlies too coolin
for you
ching ching
i just gonna broke the glass

This is this

whatever.......

now how did that song go again

It was the song - you were asking for
But your response - was piss fucking poor
Cos you aint no rappa - just a shit dealin crappa
Thinkin yo crusin shed - makes you look dapper

It's a silver shed, with no cambelt
All it needs is a new roof of felt
And a little padlock, to keep the lawn mower locked
It's secure as fuck cos the wheel is chocked

Your paintwork is dull, yo chrome aint bling
Yo engine is fucked, because of de tim-ing
She aint a propa citoren, she dont go up or down
It's super fucking fucked, your coolant is brown

Yo spheres are shagged, yo subframe full of rust
Tis a two point one TD, it's gonna go bust
LHM ain't green, it's summat to be seen
So don't be rappin wiv de Bandit, to me you gotta handit.....

charlie · Post by **charlie** » 14 Dec 2007

again man u dreamin
if u think ur goin cruisin
in ur td turd
cause u think of me and start weepin
i know why ur bitichin
and man its de sliver surfin
xm

u dont know nothin about rap
but u do drive fuckin crap
xantia
man u played ur self

bandito does with rhyme
and de police will report his crime
brutality on his head
until the man is dead
dont move
its over

pull the plug

smiffy · Post by **smiffy** » 15 Dec 2007

Way2go wrote:Wouldn't you want him to put some clean kit on too?

Well he could if he wanted to, but what would be the point? he'd not be wearing it very long

john s