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Stinkwheel(Matt) · Post by **Stinkwheel(Matt)** » 20 Dec 2007

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=B41JI_bs1 ... re=related

I love driving Dyanes like this

Brilliant.

David · Post by **David** » 20 Dec 2007

I was ferried in and out of school for about a year in the Netherlands in a mid 70's Dyane, but I've never driven one.

Looks like a hoot though!

Stinkwheel(Matt) · Post by **Stinkwheel(Matt)** » 20 Dec 2007

I was ferried in and out of school for about a year in the Netherlands in a mid 70's Dyane, but I've never driven one.

Imagine a 2CV thats a bit faster, bit comfier and handles better 'cos the weight is spread better.

Just throw it in, and under then lift off oversteer it round.

(i dont condone this type of behaviour on public roads - when anyones watching)

David · Post by **David** » 20 Dec 2007

Stinkwheel(Matt) wrote:Imagine a 2CV

I would have to. Never driven one of them either.

Bx Bandit · Post by **Bx Bandit** » 20 Dec 2007

Never considered one......but I am now! That looks uber cool

One of the best things about a Morris is drifting the thing on 145 tyres

David...you used to live in Holland mate? I did too...for about a year 8 yrs ago in Utrecht....

David · Post by **David** » 20 Dec 2007

I was there from 1985 to 1988, just s***h of Amsterdam.

Very odd place.

Stinkwheel(Matt) · Post by **Stinkwheel(Matt)** » 20 Dec 2007

plenty of fun drugs though

Bx Bandit · Post by **Bx Bandit** » 20 Dec 2007

Stinkwheel(Matt) wrote:plenty of fun drugs though

Not sure what you mean old fruit

Holland is odd imho....very 'sensible', quite americanised, not a clue on the british sense of humour and 'nicely' arrogant....although they are friendly and I had a dutch girlfriend who kindly translated during sex by exclaiming 'yes' rather than 'ya'..............

gave my brain less to do I suppose............

Madcav · Post by **Madcav** » 20 Dec 2007

Bx Bandit wrote:David...you used to live in Holland mate? I did too...for about a year 8 yrs ago in Utrecht....

Here you go. Is this the start of a trillion threads about the weather over there, volcanos and 49,000 page essays on your son/daughter/aunty/cat driving to Ann Frank's house and running on 0.6 cylinders all the way during a monsoon?

Bx Bandit · Post by **Bx Bandit** » 20 Dec 2007

Madcav wrote:
Bx Bandit wrote:David...you used to live in Holland mate? I did too...for about a year 8 yrs ago in Utrecht....
Here you go. Is this the start of a trillion threads about the weather over there, volcanos and 49,000 page essays on your son/daughter/aunty/cat driving to Ann Frank's house and running on 0.6 cylinders all the way during a monsoon?

Oh the weather.....yes......the wind comes in from the north you see and mrs Geerumpofa liked scroatwaffles....

Madcav · Post by **Madcav** » 20 Dec 2007

Bx Bandit wrote:
Madcav wrote:
Bx Bandit wrote:David...you used to live in Holland mate? I did too...for about a year 8 yrs ago in Utrecht....
Here you go. Is this the start of a trillion threads about the weather over there, volcanos and 49,000 page essays on your son/daughter/aunty/cat driving to Ann Frank's house and running on 0.6 cylinders all the way during a monsoon?
Oh the weather.....yes......the wind comes in from the north you see and mrs Geerumpofa liked scroatwaffles....

Ps don't tell Dean but I changed my message about my 1000th post to read four figures, not three. Do you think he'll suss it?

Stinkwheel(Matt) · Post by **Stinkwheel(Matt)** » 20 Dec 2007

im no longer sure whats going on.

and i like it.

Madcav · Post by **Madcav** » 20 Dec 2007

I don't think anyone knows what going on on here anymore and it makes the place even better imho.
Oh, and you can bet your bottom dollar a certain gobshite will edit this post:

THE MIGHTY CHELSEA BLUE ARMY 2-0 SCALLIES IN TRACKSUITS, SEASON'S OVER ALREADY.

Fucking get in there, piss off Liverpool!

Bx Bandit · Post by **Bx Bandit** » 21 Dec 2007

Madcav wrote:
Bx Bandit wrote:
Madcav wrote: Here you go. Is this the start of a trillion threads about the weather over there, volcanos and 49,000 page essays on your son/daughter/aunty/cat driving to Ann Frank's house and running on 0.6 cylinders all the way during a monsoon?
Oh the weather.....yes......the wind comes in from the north you see and mrs Geerumpofa liked scroatwaffles....

Ps don't tell Dean but I changed my message about my 1000th post to read four figures, not three. Do you think he'll suss it?

Probably not mate, cos he's a blind old dodder....Sssshhhhh

Madcav · Post by **Madcav** » 21 Dec 2007

Bx Bandit wrote:
Madcav wrote:
Bx Bandit wrote: Oh the weather.....yes......the wind comes in from the north you see and mrs Geerumpofa liked scroatwaffles....

Ps don't tell Dean but I changed my message about my 1000th post to read four figures, not three. Do you think he'll suss it?
Probably not mate, cos he's a blind old dodder....Sssshhhhh

Think he's eaten too much coal dust or maybe his flat cap slipped over his eyes and he never noticed? Ecky thump, he'd be reet pleased if it wur that, appen as mebbe

Terry · Post by **Terry** » 21 Dec 2007

Madcav wrote: ...................running on 0.6 cylinders all the way during a monsoon?

But it's not 0.6 cylinders

Its 0.6litre and two cylinders

Terry · Post by **Terry** » 21 Dec 2007

Bx Bandit wrote:Never considered one......but I am now! That looks uber cool ....

A good Dyane will beat a 2CV for looks,practicality & comfort every time.....slightly faster too [another 3mph on the top end,and 0-60 is a tad quicker]
They're cheap atm too,compared to the 2CV.

Bx Bandit · Post by **Bx Bandit** » 21 Dec 2007

Terry wrote:
Bx Bandit wrote:Never considered one......but I am now! That looks uber cool ....
A good Dyane will beat a 2CV for looks,practicality & comfort every time.....slightly faster too [another 3mph on the top end,and 0-60 is a tad quicker]
They're cheap atm too,compared to the 2CV.

Apart from the headlamps....I knew of no other difference! You learn summat new every day.....

Bx Bandit · Post by **Bx Bandit** » 21 Dec 2007

Madcav wrote:
Bx Bandit wrote:
Madcav wrote:

Ps don't tell Dean but I changed my message about my 1000th post to read four figures, not three. Do you think he'll suss it?
Probably not mate, cos he's a blind old dodder....Sssshhhhh

Think he's eaten too much coal dust or maybe his flat cap slipped over his eyes and he never noticed? Ecky thump, he'd be reet pleased if it wur that, appen as mebbe

I now have an image of a larger swilling Compo/Fred Dibna combo! Ay oop....

Madcav · Post by **Madcav** » 21 Dec 2007

Bx Bandit wrote:
Madcav wrote:
Bx Bandit wrote: Probably not mate, cos he's a blind old dodder....Sssshhhhh

Think he's eaten too much coal dust or maybe his flat cap slipped over his eyes and he never noticed? Ecky thump, he'd be reet pleased if it wur that, appen as mebbe
I now have an image of a larger swilling Compo/Fred Dibna combo! Ay oop....

I bet he's dusting down his best whippet as we speak and pulling ferrets out of his trouser leg. You do realise if he twigs this conversation he might come down from Ilkely Moor Bah tat and bash us about the head with the last Emmerdal annual?

the stig in an old citroen??