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mickey taker · Post by **mickey taker** » 12 Feb 2008

thats what I said

docchevron132 · Post by **docchevron132** » 12 Feb 2008

mickey taker wrote:
docchevron1472 wrote: [BTW, I'm on Top Gear every week (but I'm not allowed to say why...)

sorry mate but your just tooooooooooo short to be

Leg extensions son.
I could tell you how it's done, but then I'd have to kill you!

charlie · Post by **charlie** » 13 Feb 2008

we could have the best of both worlds here

tell me how its done and then you could kill him

docchevron132 · Post by **docchevron132** » 13 Feb 2008

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

I'm contract bound to remain shtum!

charlie · Post by **charlie** » 15 Feb 2008

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

could someone explain contract killin

cause there must be an escape clause somewhere

not that i usually want anyone dead but

its been that sort of day..........

charlie · Post by **charlie** » 15 Feb 2008

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

could someone explain contract killin

cause there must be an escape clause somewhere

not that i usually want anyone dead but

its been that sort of day..........

Bx Bandit · Post by **Bx Bandit** » 15 Feb 2008

I would pay you to kill someone...contract killing...easy. Any way whats been wrong with your day you moaning girlie ?

charlie · Post by **charlie** » 15 Feb 2008

im good

wery good

soooo wery good in fact that im been promoted to a moanin big titted black woman

a topic close to me heart

Bx Bandit · Post by **Bx Bandit** » 16 Feb 2008

well, you do seem to have enough piccies of 'em mate..

charlie · Post by **charlie** » 16 Feb 2008

memories in front of a fireplace that will keep me warm for the rest of me life

Bx Bandit · Post by **Bx Bandit** » 17 Feb 2008

Hows the valver Smiffter? You on four wheels now or just the two?

Note: Fill sump with oil before racing.....

Post by **Vanny** » 17 Feb 2008

Bx Bandit wrote:Hows the valver Smiffter? You on four wheels now or just the two? Note: Dont race fragile cars if you dont know what your doing

Fixored!

Philhod · Post by **Philhod** » 17 Feb 2008

Charlie wrote:-

Memories in front of a fireplace..................

Should`nt that read MAMMORIES

docchevron132 · Post by **docchevron132** » 17 Feb 2008

It's still going.
Although Smiffy was tired and weaving all over the road attempting to crash it into bridges, various bits of street furniture and pavements, so he stopped half way home from the farm for a nap.

I didn't.

So by now, he may be dead...
In which case I'll have my engine back, and hopefully if he has crashed he hasn't damaged the bumpers, then I could nick them too!

Bx Bandit · Post by **Bx Bandit** » 17 Feb 2008

docchevron1472 wrote:It's still going.
Although Smiffy was tired and weaving all over the road attempting to crash it into bridges, various bits of street furniture and pavements, so he stopped half way home from the farm for a nap.

I didn't.

So by now, he may be dead...
In which case I'll have my engine back, and hopefully if he has crashed he hasn't damaged the bumpers, then I could nick them too!

Did he crash into any brown cardboard boxes? Always with the empty boxes....

and pavement fruit'n'veg stalls....

smiffy · Post by **smiffy** » 18 Feb 2008

Tales of my demise are exxagerated. Yes, I was knackered yesterday, but I did even tually make it home safely.
I had a full day, and I even got my CX 22TRS started! I'd forgotten how nice it sounded. Just as soon as the weather gets a bit warmer, I will start getting her ready for an MOT, so it can be my spare car.

john s

Here's a pic of her while I was on a short weekend break at Mount Snowdon.

charlie · Post by **charlie** » 18 Feb 2008

looks nice smiffy

but would be even better if u wouldnt use it as a coffee table

docchevron132 · Post by **docchevron132** » 18 Feb 2008

The coffee mug is actually welded to the roof!!!

Lying Bastard wrote:I had a full day, and I even got my CX 22TRS started!

Full day my cock and bollocks. You turned up, witha toaster, bread and peanut butter!!! ate alot, complained about being a numpty, spent all day cocking around and only after I leant you a test meter and told you how to wire the coil did it go....

Bloody kids....

Way2go · Post by **Way2go** » 18 Feb 2008

docchevron1472 wrote:The coffee mug is actually welded to the roof!!!

Coffee mug.......so it is..........at first look it was a roll of white bog paper!

docchevron132 · Post by **docchevron132** » 18 Feb 2008

Oh no mate, that lives in the glovebox with the KY jelly....

Er, I mean, er, I've heard thats where it lives, er, I, er, obviousley, er, dont know, er, um, yeah.... er..............