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the dirty deed

Posted: 14 Mar 2008
by charlie
is done

one fuckin wet day in cardiff

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and we split de big bastard lump

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though im sure this was supposed to come off with the gear box :oops:


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the bandit


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and friends


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Posted: 14 Mar 2008
by smiffy
Why is there an egyptian bloke masturbating the bandits finger?

Posted: 14 Mar 2008
by charlie
i wish i knew :oops:

but all i could get from the butt buyo

was somat about the size of his hole

hope this helps

:wink:

Posted: 14 Mar 2008
by mickey taker
fucking hell if I'm suggs Bandit has got to be Elvis :lol:

Posted: 14 Mar 2008
by Bx Bandit
Why thank you Suggsee....I think..... :lol:

Smiffy......me cock wouldn't fit....so a finger is all he got :shock: :lol:

I was actually 'curling one out' in the penultimate piccy......I hid it in the drivers seat for future discovery...... 8)

Posted: 14 Mar 2008
by smiffy
Oh my god, he bloody is too!

Posted: 15 Mar 2008
by mickey taker
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you can see the likeness can you smiffy

never seen a bloke with a camels toe before

Posted: 15 Mar 2008
by mickey taker
sorry Bandit only joshing :lol:

Posted: 15 Mar 2008
by smiffy
All he needs, is a cheese burger for total authenticity!

Posted: 15 Mar 2008
by mickey taker
didnt know Benny from crossroads had moved to Wales either :lol:

Posted: 15 Mar 2008
by Bx Bandit
mickey taker wrote:Image

you can see the likeness can you smiffy

never seen a bloke with a camels toe before
:lol: :lol: :lol: He fookin has got a camel toe as well!!! Although that fella should really give up.......he's beyond even Elvis' last days!
However, Ask Elvis on Steve Wright is fooking funny...today was class!!!!

Posted: 15 Mar 2008
by docchevron132
Erm , someone forgot to undo the little bolts that lock the torque converter to the flexi plate didn't they.......

Posted: 15 Mar 2008
by mickey taker
docchevron1472 wrote:Erm , someone forgot to undo the little bolts that lock the torque converter to the flexi plate didn't they.......
oh ark at little miss back on topic :lol:

Posted: 15 Mar 2008
by Philhod
:D :D Well he did warn him :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: 15 Mar 2008
by sleepy0905
OOOH its the new masons handshake for the secret order. :lol:

Posted: 15 Mar 2008
by Bx Bandit
docchevron1472 wrote:Erm , someone forgot to undo the little bolts that lock the torque converter to the flexi plate didn't they.......
Well........here go-eth the story......

We was scrathin' our 'eads thinking how on earth this bolt was supposed to hold the torque converter on the 'gox....the hole was no where near where we thought is was supposed to be....so we removed the box anyway. We realised afterwards we'd been looking at the speed sensor and not the rpm sensor :oops: So, Charlie marked which way the t/c fits on the box and we try gently to remove t/c from the engine, but no budge! Where are these bolts to the flexi plate you speak of sire?

Posted: 15 Mar 2008
by Bx Bandit
Oh wait....you mean 'these' bolts...... :oops: :oops: :oops:

http://www.bxproject.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1383

Where be they then mukka?

Posted: 15 Mar 2008
by Way2go
It must of been the butt plugs that distracted you! :wink: :lol:

Posted: 15 Mar 2008
by Bx Bandit
Way2go wrote:It must of been the butt plugs that distracted you! :wink: :lol:
:lol: :lol: Well I may as well enjoy myself whilst I'm working away with Charlie just lolling about and watching...... :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:

Posted: 15 Mar 2008
by docchevron132
Erm yes.
Right, ya know the little plate that attaches to the gearbox and covers the lower bit of the bell housing?
As viewed from looking under the engine towards the gearbox....
Well, if you rotate the engine (crank) then a bolt will come into view, 13mm IIRC, undo said bolt then rotate the crank again until the next bolt somes into view, undo and repeat again.
There be three of the little feckers see.
Undo them and the torque converter will fall off the flexi plate like.