- charlie
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new problem old shed
got wind of a place in the valleys that said they could give me a printout my ecu faults for a £10
phoned em up, told em what xm i had, no problems he said so off i went, nice and easy cause i still had me management light up
and fuck yes when i got their the bastard looked me and the car and shook his head, no cant do that buyo,
i fuckin hate the bastard
anyways started to go home, nice and easy and gets to about 10 miles away from home and the stop light comes on
me thinks fuck, fuck and fuck, what the fucks up now
the high pressure pipe from the pump to the regulator has got a little leak
sorry did i say little, what i meant to say is that it took 10 litres £40 worth of lhm and with a home made patch (piece of hose and a jubilee clip) just to limp round to bandits, two miles away
it fuckin pissed out
youve got two metal pipes and in between a rubber pipe section, and its the rubber bit that had split, all by its self cause ive got a silver xm surfin fuckin shed
and get this citroen want £100 for a new piece
so unless someone knows a quick reliable fix for a split high pressure hose im gonna fuckin hire a something mechanical and make sure me xm will remain a shed forever
bastards
phoned em up, told em what xm i had, no problems he said so off i went, nice and easy cause i still had me management light up
and fuck yes when i got their the bastard looked me and the car and shook his head, no cant do that buyo,
i fuckin hate the bastard
anyways started to go home, nice and easy and gets to about 10 miles away from home and the stop light comes on
me thinks fuck, fuck and fuck, what the fucks up now
the high pressure pipe from the pump to the regulator has got a little leak
sorry did i say little, what i meant to say is that it took 10 litres £40 worth of lhm and with a home made patch (piece of hose and a jubilee clip) just to limp round to bandits, two miles away
it fuckin pissed out
youve got two metal pipes and in between a rubber pipe section, and its the rubber bit that had split, all by its self cause ive got a silver xm surfin fuckin shed
and get this citroen want £100 for a new piece
so unless someone knows a quick reliable fix for a split high pressure hose im gonna fuckin hire a something mechanical and make sure me xm will remain a shed forever
bastards
- charlie
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and yes what i dont know about driving an xm on a empty reservoir, without brakes is nowbodys business
in fact i know why xms have got a nicely placed foot operated hand brake now
its was all that saved me from that nice stream at the bottom of bandits road
:twisted::evil::twisted::evil::twisted:
and if bandit ever reads this
your a star mate
in fact i know why xms have got a nicely placed foot operated hand brake now
its was all that saved me from that nice stream at the bottom of bandits road
:twisted::evil::twisted::evil::twisted:
and if bandit ever reads this
your a star mate
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About the only work I`vce done on an XM was a repair to that pipe,
I used Some copper 10mm microbore with two pieces of reinforced nylon tube at either end. Once you work out your length you can put in some subtule bends to fit perfect. didn`t use jubilees tho ...used them little stainless things that wrap under, with a longish screw...dead tight they are.
I used Some copper 10mm microbore with two pieces of reinforced nylon tube at either end. Once you work out your length you can put in some subtule bends to fit perfect. didn`t use jubilees tho ...used them little stainless things that wrap under, with a longish screw...dead tight they are.
72... AND STILL ROCKIN..........around the world...... NOT in a chair yet
Now XBX And into HDI.....as well as other ...err.... things.
Now XBX And into HDI.....as well as other ...err.... things.
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- smiffy
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I completely re-piped the CX turbo, but it seems every time a hydro citroen goes wrong, they all come to me. I don't mind, but I still need some pipe in case I actually need it!
They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away...
but now that most of them are muslim, I find bacon and sausages work better!
but now that most of them are muslim, I find bacon and sausages work better!
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