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[charlie]

am off all this week and to try and keep meself sober in the afternoon went to el banditos

because we werent doin the td swap we decided to play with the timing on me 19

errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr what timing, its was miles out

first bandit got a big blanket out and wanted me to get under with him so that he could show me his strobe

i said

so he fucin electrocuted me with a wire attached to to no1 plug, it didnt half make me squeal, im still twitcj=hin now

we was puzzled after markin the fly wheel why we couldnt match anything up timing wise

played a bit more and el banditos finally advanced the timing about an inch hey presto the lines came together

sooooooooooooooooo

drove it up and down a bit and not only did it seem to have more power

theres a deep sexy throbbin ROOOOARRRR when you down the accelerator !!!!!!!!!!!



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[Bx Bandit]

you like my strobe you do and that was my best blanket too!

Watch out for a flying cream dream machine with scrumpy bottles rolling around in the boot!

[docchevron132]

Who needs TD's huh!
Erm, why is this in the Jokes emporium?

Of course, you could stick a D6C in the fucker and not tell the insurance company!
After all, the displacement stays the same!

Erm, EDIT: ok, it's not in the jokes emporium..
My bad.

[charlie]

i did think of not telling de insurance company but wouldnt i be fucked when it came to the mot

theyd be expectin a petrol engine and it had a chip fryier in it

also thought of changing the vin over to the one in bandits td that hes about to scrap

but that seemed like like too hard work

and bandit shit himself

[Bx Bandit]

I shit meself on your behalf you crazy foo! I'm scrappin the thing so it ain't no skin off my nose!

[docchevron132]

The 8V 19 aint a bad engine, I'd stick with that TBH mate.
I mean, if you want a diesel, then it'd be easier to buy a diesel really.

EDIT:
Going off on a tangent. My bro has apparently bought a late S1 XM 2.1 auto for the bosch pump, cos he wants to stick it on his Xantia to replace the fubar EPIC pump, despite the fact it'll kill the CAT, but anyway, the rest of car is for the bin I'm told, so there might be some useful bits for yours maybe??

[Bx Bandit]

He's scrapping an XM for the sake of a Xantia??????? Really? Damn crazy foo

[smiffy]

But then you've never met Martin, he's a fucking idiot!
He can't afford stuff for his family, but if there's a bus or austin A40 for sale, he always has the cash ready and waiting - funny that....
I'm sure the doctor could tell you more.

[Bx Bandit]

I have met him actually, quite a striking physical resemblance!!! Sorry Doc But I've not had owt to do with him like

[David]

My bro has apparently bought a late S1 XM 2.1 auto for the bosch pump, cos he wants to stick it on his Xantia to replace the fubar EPIC pump, despite the fact it'll kill the CAT

block.

If the block's available, I'd like it pleez!

[docchevron132]

Right you are mate. I dont know if he's actually got it in stock yet or not, so I shall demean myself and speak to the yseless goat raper.