BXProject

[tomsheppard]

Welcome Unhygenix! Nice to have you aboard.

[Bx Bandit]

Fingered - guess I haven't really advertised one of my other vices before now.

"Trim guru of the "

Please! No!!!! Would much prefer to be a Metal Guru rather than a certified trim-obsessive - though can't see myself ever being that in current exalted company (removes head from orifice...).

s***h?

You've got me scratching my head there, Bandit (though that's not an unusual state ). Greetings.

Metal guru it is then mate. Vanny has programmed this here site to replace the word S.O.U.T.H. with s***h. Try it - it's really fun!!! [tumble]

[docchevron132]

Welcome aboard democracy express David!
Wow, it's rather like BXC was a few years back, obvioulsey without the clique of shitehawks!

[Fish_Botherer]

Thanks, doc. Beats treading on fragile-ego-eggshells hands down. Have done that in work with a family to feed, but in free time it's plain ridiculous.

[docchevron132]

Quite so mate!
Although JKW is back on teh forum, and oddly David Hitler Hurley and Steve have been conspicuous by their absense!
Shame huh!

[charlie]

Would much prefer to be a Metal Guru

ok then

http://www.youtube.com/watch?hl=en-GB&v=5hVvVxrOR-k" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[docchevron132]

Fuck I Charlie, how much time do you spend on the tube?!

[Fish_Botherer]

Outside!!!!!!!!!! Radical!!!!!!! Surfer-speak sounds interesting with a Wesh accent - though "6ft breaks down 'Gennith, mun" is a bit more typical of what I used to hear from the Gower Surfers.

[charlie]

Fuck I Charlie, how much time do you spend on the tube?!

not much

look i found these bxs

somewhere else

[Way2go]

Okay David , have got to ask, are you a scuba diver or something because this fish-botherer username sounds a bit intentionally risque?

[docchevron132]

I now have an image of David in Farm attire and a snorkle!

Charlie, I like the Mk1 Shooting break!

[Fish_Botherer]

No. Holiday snorkeller - yes. Used to being by the sea - yes. Sea angler - yes. The term "fish bothering" was coined some time when Tom rang me about something and I explained why there were wave-ey noises in the background, and what I was doing (fishing). No other reason. Seemed to suit the tone of the forum....

[Way2go]

I now have an image of David in Farm attire and a snorkle!

Fish Farm?

[docchevron132]

There's one for sale near Nailsea!

I love the smell of fish in the morning!

[Fish_Botherer]

Fish Farm?

Fish Farm be damned! I prefer them wild and as nature intended...sort of.

The Grey Mullet - my favourite quarry - is well known known for hanging around mucky places like harbours and muddy estuaries - or anywhere there's a load of shit to be found. But I've described the biggest one I ever caught as like a pig with fins, so maybe the Farm stuff is appropriate after all.

A leech is not a fish.

[docchevron132]

Indeed, it's a boil on the arse of humanity!

[Fish_Botherer]

There's one for sale near Nailsea!

Snorkel? Fish? Farm? BX shooting breaK?

I always wanted to do the pickup/shooting break thing with a white 16RS estate that used to torment me many years ago with its rear spheres, but I ran out of time and lost the space to do it in. Would've had a Zebra colour scheme, if black and white can be called a colour scheme.

[docchevron132]

Er, a fish farm mate, although I;m sure just fish, and snorkles are also available in Nailsea!

Black and white a colour scheme...hhmm..well, in some parts it's called apartheid but yeah..

[Fish_Botherer]

Just realise I must seem not a little schizophrenic - I didn't spot Charlie's Youtube link . Wrong kind of tube came to mind (thought it was a reference to charlie's surfer avatar ) , but reckon I'm as much on-topic as anyone else here.

Even if it is a Fish Farm for sale. What would I do with a lot of old Trout?

[docchevron132]

See, you've slotted straight into BXP mentality without even realising it!

Well, you could cook the trout, sell the trout, write the theme tune for the trout...!!?!!?!

Cos like, trout needs a tune right!!?
Erm, yeah, ok..