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Re: So here you all are.

Post by Fish_Botherer » 15 Apr 2009

The name-change from Personnel to Human Resources many moons ago was a big give-away, given what's normally done to "resources". Best of luck, Phil.

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Re: So here you all are.

Post by docchevron132 » 15 Apr 2009

They've just made our entire HR department redundant.

You shouldn't have any issues with your skillz though Phil. Good luck mate.
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Re: So here you all are.

Post by Philhod » 15 Apr 2009

:) I've been really touched today. as I've been on my visits, I have been letting them know someone else will be taking over in June. The reactions have been err embarassing, the first 4 were going to ring my boss and declare him a wanker. I explained that he wasn't that good really but to leave it for now as he may have done me a favour.

Yeah. Personnel was for people. Human Resources are err what's the words...............

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Re: So here you all are.

Post by Bx Bandit » 17 Apr 2009

Sorry to hear your news Phil, bit of a kick in the bolx I guess but companies is all about money - they just want a youth from poland to pay £2.34 per day and take it up the shitter as he goes! Do check out those offers mate....don't go and work in B&Q - you'll suggest some way-hay too cleverly tech solutions for the numpties that frequent. :lol:
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Re: So here you all are.

Post by Philhod » 17 Apr 2009

:( Checked out the new "age" law, last night. Complete and utter waste of a clean pair of underpants,

There is a process by which they ask you if you want to work past 65, between 6 and 12 month before your birthday.
You then have to respond at least 4 months before. They then have to call you in for a meeting to hear your case for working past 65.
They then tell you of their decision, if it's no, under the law, they do not even have to give you a reason.

So ! what was the point........completely meaningless :? :? :? :? :?


The only "teeth" it has is, if they dont do this process and then tell you to piss off and die at 65, they have to pay you 8 weeks wages set at £320/week which comes to a little over 1/2 my wages.... fucking big deal :x
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Re: So here you all are.

Post by Father Ted » 17 Apr 2009

B & Q ? They at least seem to value experience rather than employ all spotty herberts with no idea WTF to do or inded what a torbeck valve is when you ask them for one - unlike the local Homebase...
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Re: So here you all are.

Post by mickey taker » 17 Apr 2009

our asdas full of old farts as well , thinking of getting a job there meself :lol:
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Re: So here you all are.

Post by Philhod » 18 Apr 2009

:lol: :lol: Not withstanding all that,

I think Bandit is probably right :oops: :P
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