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Why pink Marty?
I mean, er, pink!
Does it actually work on the move?
The DAB radio thing I had was techy as fuck if I moved it around even a bit.

Pink??? Well thats because TJ Hughes were flogging them off for £15 - cheaper and less hassle than ripping the dash apart to get the shagged Blahpunkt out and replace it. And yes it works very well on the move with only a bit f farting when I go into Talbot Rd multi-story car park.

Runs on batteries, or in this case one of those 12v - 240v invertor thingies stashed in the glove box. Sound qulity good too.

Ahh, maybe things have moved on from the early units!
I might have to go get a new one then, although not in pink!
People already think I'm gay!

Father Ted wrote:

no wonder you burnt the shirt

quote]


they would have clashed terribly

docchevron1472 wrote:not in pink!
People already think I'm gay!

Something that doesnt really bother me, whether people think I take it up the arse or not - actually discoverd that by putting "bisexual" down on job application forms guarantees me an interview offer no mater how crap for the job i am. I dont take it up the bum, just for reference, the pink thing was £2.50 cheaper than teh same radio in white - I am a tight arse.

Father Ted wrote: - I am a tight arse.

which just makes taking it up the bum more painful I presume

You beat me to it there Mickey. I had one like that's why you don't take it up the bum

For a tight arse FT left that wide open

Likewise Marty, I dont give a fuck if people think I'm gay, fuck elephants or shit myself.
Although I mince better than any gay bloke, so maybe I should be gay, after all, I get sod all luck with the ho's..

Grow a droopy 'tash and invest in a BIG pot of KY Jelly or similar water based lube then
then get yourself along to here on a Friday and prepare to have your bum turned into a wind tunnel
Just around the corner from my work and the Red Light district of Blackpool too. ( I can probably get you a discount at one of the parlours)

No, I dont frequent them, i just know some of the staff

[quote="Father Ted"]]here on a Friday and prepare to have your bum turned into a wind tunnel[/url]
Just around the corner from my work and the Red Light district of Blackpool too. ( I can probably get you a discount at one of the parlours)

Fuck him, He'll only waste it. Get ME the discount instead!

at Smiffy

My missis says my arse is a wind tunnel already

Well yeah, Smiffy is more needy in the bum sex department than I!

"...We have a descreet 2nd entrance at the rear ..." (sic)

I bet you do. and 'opening' times too.

All in the best possible taste!

Wind tunnel? I met a girl at Art College who was, let's say, an eye opener in that dept.!

Chilip Phidlow wrote:Wind tunnel? I met a girl at Art College who was, let's say, an eye opener in that dept.!

Was she a big ole brontesaurus then?

Not into having coke puffed up her bum and using anal beads was she? Met one lie that myself, steered well clear as she had soome very unusual habbits.

Nothing quite so exotic. She liked to let rip in the most intimate moments. A sort of hobby I guess. Who was I to argue?

Ahh, well sometimes when im banging away I have to clench my cheeks otherwise one just pops out* - its a body thing and I wouldnt worry about it - unless the smell stops play....


*sound levels similar to that of when Krakattoa errupted