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mat_the_cat
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by mat_the_cat » 24 Jul 2009
docchevron1472 wrote:Like, we haven't actually been on a date or owt yet, but I've known her (sort of) for 4 years
That's the best way IMO, certainly for me. Why waste money going out on a 'date', only to find you don't get on? At least if you're friends you know you get on - then there's only the small matter of actually fancying each other (which can be easily - although temporarily - solved with the application of alcohol).
With me it's the anticipation that's most enjoyable, so I try and draw it out for as long as possible. After all, once you have achieved your 'goals', what else is there left to look forwards to?
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by docchevron132 » 24 Jul 2009
Erm, it aint Tracey Vanny... I dont think her husband (who is a VERY good friend of mine) would be all that happy..
Oddly, I dont have any goals really Mat, I'm just rather tired of being on my own, and I'd like to find someone I get on with to share life with... and yes, I do realise that sounds unbearably gay!
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by Fish_Botherer » 24 Jul 2009
Nowt wrong with that, Doc... however it's put.
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by Vanny » 24 Jul 2009
Laura has been persuaded, i text her off my works phone this morning asking if she was bringing her fascinating brests to stratford, turns out she didnt have my works number and was very confused!
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by docchevron132 » 25 Jul 2009
Right, PM Lauras number, and I'll text her the same question from a huge variety of different numbers!
That'll really confuse her, or she'll decide to take up a career in porn?!
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1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
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by Father Ted » 25 Jul 2009
ROFL. Similarly my nice Nokia E63 crashd and died a couple of weeks ago taking everything on the phone memory with it - including most of my phone book - cue lots of ranom texts from people I could no longer identify, I always feel a bit of a twat sending texts saying "who are ya?".
@ Doc - i have an Inflatable Ingrid who says several phrases such as " you never listen to me" "why do you never leave the seat down?" and "No, not later, why cant you do it NOW?" and other phrases. Believe me its llike the real thing, but doesnt eat as much or come and have a shit whist you are cleaning your teeth....
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by Way2go » 25 Jul 2009
Father Ted wrote:or come and have a shit whist you are cleaning your teeth....
Too much information!
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by Philhod » 25 Jul 2009
That's weird coz we used to have a saying many moons ago, although it sounds a bit gross now.
If you spotted a drop dead gorgeous bird, it went along the lines "fuck me I could use her shit for toothpaste"
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by docchevron132 » 25 Jul 2009
interesting... I suspect that would rather make cleaning your teeth a tad pointless really!
Marty, what the fucking hell is an inflatable ingrid? Or dont I want to know.....
1989 BX 17TD P2 Hybrid
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
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by mickey taker » 26 Jul 2009
dont need anything that big these days you can buy a pocket pussy
http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=12384" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Light travels quicker than sound.That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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by docchevron132 » 26 Jul 2009
Jesus! Thats, erm....wel.... words fail me TBH.
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1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
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by Philhod » 26 Jul 2009
That will be the new improved fleshlight model will it Mickey
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by Way2go » 30 Jul 2009
Philhod wrote: That will be the new improved fleshlight model will it Mickey
[tumble]
All fire, no mantlepiece eh?
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by jayw » 14 Aug 2009
So, what's the usual plan of attack?
I'm finishing a training course in Swindon at 5 on the Friday and heading straight up with the missus from there so should arrive around 7:30 with a boot load of booze!
Do we all camp in the same area????
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by docchevron132 » 15 Aug 2009
Back on page one of this very thread (before it unsurprisingly went wildly off topic!) there is a vaery good map courtesy of our Vanster.
We usually take over the top field (the one furthest from the entrance), pitch up and proceed to annoy old bastards in caravans and party like it's, er, well, 1999 or some shit.
How many are turning up Friday I dont know, but I understand Smiffy is, so probably Vanny aswell maybe?
I'll be along early / mid arvo saturday all being equal..
1989 BX 17TD P2 Hybrid
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
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by jayw » 15 Aug 2009
Cool, well whoever's there, save me space for a portable shagdome....
No doubt Vanny will be there on the friday, he's always at these things berfore anyone else has even heard of them
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by mat_the_cat » 15 Aug 2009
If anyone could save a space (well away from any 'shagdomes' please!
) for a large white van I would be most grateful?
I'll be arriving Saturday evening at some point, and may also be bringing a small amount of booze...
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by docchevron132 » 16 Aug 2009
We'll ensure there is a LT sized space available in the midst of the carnage mate, for by late arvo / early eve it is sure to be carnage!
1989 BX 17TD P2 Hybrid
1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
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by Vanny » 16 Aug 2009
Jay, if you reckon you'll be there for 7:30pm then i'll get there as soon as i can, will be dependant on the taxi geting down from liverpool promptish, but she will be in the hospital so you never know what might die!! Grrrrr