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[Way2go]

These Penguins have been trained by Doc to rampage through your freezer!

[jonathan_dyane]

Oh bollocks, I was hoping that I would have been able to befriend them with my freezer of fish, and then have an army of trained killer penguins at my disposal, but perhaps instead I should barricade my doors and windows...

[Way2go]

and then have an army of trained killer penguins at my disposal

I believe this training has been completed too, with the weapon of choice being a No7 coal shovel! (Doc found that his later preference for the trench compactor was too heavy for them )

[Vanny]

I'm expecting Billys CATZ any minute now!

[jonathan_dyane]

I believe this training has been completed too, with the weapon of choice being a No7 coal shovel! (Doc found that his later preference for the trench compactor was too heavy for them )

In that case I'd better see if my neighbour will lend me his Spear and Jackson No3 in order to defend my freezer...

[Father Ted]

for home defense hand to hand combat my weapons of choice are
1) Le Cruesset cast iron skillet

2) Chubb 5kg dry powder fire extinguisher.

Sadly i no longer have my Remmington semi.

[jayw]

I have a semi, best get off the computer and pay some attention to the missus...

[Way2go]

I have a semi, best get off the computer and pay some attention to the missus...

It surely wasn't this shit turning you on?

[jonathan_dyane]

Penguins y'see. Hell of an aphrodisiac the penguin...

[Way2go]

Don't remember reading that on the wrapper!

[docchevron132]

The penguins use nuclear these days.
And the odd AK47 when they have to.
Organised little buggers so they are.

[Philhod]

Did you see that on the news about Robin the penguin (or was it Raymond) anyway something like that, who had lost? his suit and they had fitted him with a wet suit to stop him getting sunburnt!!!!

[Way2go]

Did they teach him how to use the zip when nature calls?

[Philhod]

They probably fitted him with a flipper instead of a zipper

[Way2go]

[docchevron132]

Ah well, it doesn't go all round his gentlemans bits, so I imagine pissing and shitting are not a problem for the poor little bugger.

[Father Ted]

Frigging nora, I was talking about a semi-auto 12 bore.

[Way2go]

That's BXP for you ! Doesn't stay on the Highway but takes the Scenic Route!

(Reading that back, it sounds like your MiL. )

[Fish_Botherer]

Crikey, what have I been missing here while offline...

And there I was thinking that a Remington was something you shaved with or liked so much you bought the company (does a Remington semi equate to a half equity share, then?). Then perhaps a remington semi is one of those things people use for designer five o'clock shadow.

Even so, neither makes much of an offensive weapon - unless they're the nuclear-powered versions.

[docchevron132]

You'd be amazed what can be turned into offensive tuff mate! In the right hands even a fluffy duck can be REALLY offensive!