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[Philhod]

Fluffy ducks are offensive at ANY time

[mickey taker]

for home defense hand to hand combat my weapons of choice are
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surely, when fighting penguins ,that should be hand to flipper combat

[mickey taker]

Fluffy ducks are offensive at ANY time

especially when they are backed up by hippos in pyjamas

[docchevron132]

Christ, thats a bit wrong!

[Philhod]

That's a lot wrong with the looks on their faces, it looks like the duck has just given the hippo one

[docchevron132]

Well, if the hippo had fucked the duck, the little bugger would have exploded wouldn't he!!

[Philhod]

Yeah but.... the other way round ? ...do you think he'd have noticed

[Father Ted]

Much LOLage in PR5 - much to the annoyance of the wife (who I now have to try and explain about ducks and hippos shagging...)

[Fish_Botherer]

Prefer my Hippos in tutus.....

I once received a signed copy of a Bill Oddie birdwatching books after a radio phone-in on the late Great BBC London radion station GLR. I rashly impersonated Donald Duck on air in the search for 15 seconds of fame and/or ridicule.

The Bill Oddie book had a personalised dedication :

"To David .... I suppose a Duck's out of the question?"

[Philhod]

I suppose a Duck's out of the question?"

That's what the Hippo said

FT, Tell your missis this is hypothetical shagging (unless she's into that too, in which case she may think I'm being rude)

[mat_the_cat]

Narwhals FTW.

That is all.

[Philhod]

Strange !! but what the heck, whatever turns you on man

[docchevron132]

Gave me a twitch!

[Vanny]

here is a song from Bill Bailey featuring Ducks!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L1Q6rTfdg0

Its also my favourite song of all time!

[Philhod]

As I said earlier, He's the best all round stand up, or any other sort of comedy for me.

I don't know why but his type of humour just seems to strike a chord with me.

Much lolage on the second one on there " Texts"

[docchevron132]

ooh, I like Bill too, maybe we should have a BXP outing to one of his gigs?

[mnde]

^^ = winnage! Lucy's a big fan of Bill Bailey

[Fish_Botherer]

I'm on the Bailey Bandwagon too - not least because of his peerless musical sense of humour.

[jonathan_dyane]

Bela Lugosi's dead - I'll 'ave his chips then...

[Philhod]

Youre on there Doc, if we can find a venue to suit as many as poss.
His humour is definately BXP. He picks up a subject, wanders off in several directions, then returns (sort of)
linking up again albeit differently.
The song describes a snowflake on the eyelash of a deer, wanders on a bit, then, when it all goes to shit
The snowflake turns to puss, blinds the deer and it falls in a ravine

Priceless