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Re: ECU's

Post by docchevron132 » 19 Sep 2009

I want one!
I'd quite like to be a pensioner aswell, work is soo over rated.
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Re: ECU's

Post by Father Ted » 19 Sep 2009

docchevron1472 wrote:Looks like a boy or not, I'd still fucking destroy her!
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I would, unless Anneka Rice showed up in that yellow jumpsuit with a tub of swarfega orange....
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Post by docchevron132 » 20 Sep 2009

Yep, why the fuck not! Oohhh, anneka in THAT suit.... drooooooooool!

Although Orange Swarf... you like it rough?!
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Post by Way2go » 20 Sep 2009

docchevron1472 wrote: Although Orange Swarf... you like it rough?!
More bangs for your buck than KY? :? :)
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Post by Philhod » 20 Sep 2009

And you get a clean dick to boot!
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Post by Way2go » 20 Sep 2009

Not if the boot was a condom! :wink:
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Post by Philhod » 20 Sep 2009

You don't need condoms for a foot job
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Post by docchevron132 » 20 Sep 2009

Depends whose foot it is really...
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Post by Way2go » 21 Sep 2009

Philhod wrote:You don't need condoms for a foot job
P'raps Bandit will train a sheep for a hoof job for you along with a pint of 'sheep dip'. :P
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Post by Philhod » 21 Sep 2009

P'raps Bandit will train a sheep for a hoof job for you
OO dont fancy that!!!! ... Unless the sheep wore the wellies that is [chin]
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Post by Way2go » 21 Sep 2009

Ah, rubber fetishist too! :lol:
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Post by Philhod » 21 Sep 2009

No. You need the wellies and the Velcro gl.......... :oops:
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Bondage by definition! :P
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Post by Philhod » 21 Sep 2009

:shock: No No..... You don't understand.....it's complicated :?
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Post by Way2go » 22 Sep 2009

[chin] I'm sure I got the picture! Better leave it there now. [coat]
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Post by docchevron132 » 22 Sep 2009

why? I think we should explore this avenue more fully!
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Post by Philhod » 22 Sep 2009

:lol: It aint an avenue really mate Just a back passage :)
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Post by Way2go » 22 Sep 2009

Philhod wrote:Just a back passage :)
They're putting locked iron gates on them in the North! :wink:
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Re: ECU's

Post by Vanny » 22 Sep 2009

they aint iron, there second rate steel covered in spunk
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Re: ECU's

Post by Bx Bandit » 22 Sep 2009

Now I never even thought about a hoof job [chin] interesting but as per Phil's stance, it sounds rather painful. Now a Ewe-Gimp Mask is food for thought (for the ewe anyway....) and if you really want to go crackers, you could have Ewe-Gimp and an iGimp..........geddit...??? :mrgreen: :o [coat]

Ahem :oops: There are many permutations....

Get them close to the edge of a cliff and they push back automatically - kind of a half price shag if you like.
The wellies of course stop them running away....as do the velcro gloves, but the gloves have a second advantage, in that if you're feeling really horny, you can flip them over and snog them at the same time!
Always go for the ones with the docked tail as it makes entry easier, less messy and there's a reduced chance of infection. The drawback however is that there's no where to wipe yer chap afterwards. Perhaps then the Ewe-Gimp could be a cleansing device as fell as a fellatio aid..... [chin]
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