BXProject

I want one!
I'd quite like to be a pensioner aswell, work is soo over rated.

docchevron1472 wrote:Looks like a boy or not, I'd still fucking destroy her!

How about
Felicia Day?

I would, unless Anneka Rice showed up in that yellow jumpsuit with a tub of swarfega orange....

Yep, why the fuck not! Oohhh, anneka in THAT suit.... drooooooooool!

Although Orange Swarf... you like it rough?!

docchevron1472 wrote: Although Orange Swarf... you like it rough?!

More bangs for your buck than KY?

And you get a clean dick to boot!

Not if the boot was a condom!

You don't need condoms for a foot job

Depends whose foot it is really...

Philhod wrote:You don't need condoms for a foot job

P'raps Bandit will train a sheep for a hoof job for you along with a pint of 'sheep dip'.

P'raps Bandit will train a sheep for a hoof job for you

OO dont fancy that!!!! ... Unless the sheep wore the wellies that is

Ah, rubber fetishist too!

No. You need the wellies and the Velcro gl..........

Bondage by definition!

No No..... You don't understand.....it's complicated

I'm sure I got the picture! Better leave it there now.

why? I think we should explore this avenue more fully!

It aint an avenue really mate Just a back passage

Philhod wrote:Just a back passage

They're putting locked iron gates on them in the North!

they aint iron, there second rate steel covered in spunk

Now I never even thought about a hoof job interesting but as per Phil's stance, it sounds rather painful. Now a Ewe-Gimp Mask is food for thought (for the ewe anyway....) and if you really want to go crackers, you could have Ewe-Gimp and an iGimp..........geddit...???

Ahem There are many permutations....

Get them close to the edge of a cliff and they push back automatically - kind of a half price shag if you like.
The wellies of course stop them running away....as do the velcro gloves, but the gloves have a second advantage, in that if you're feeling really horny, you can flip them over and snog them at the same time!
Always go for the ones with the docked tail as it makes entry easier, less messy and there's a reduced chance of infection. The drawback however is that there's no where to wipe yer chap afterwards. Perhaps then the Ewe-Gimp could be a cleansing device as fell as a fellatio aid.....