if your arse stuck to the seat then it was quality
They probably marketed it as a cure for piles
if your arse stuck to the seat then it was quality
Exactly Charlie! What was wrong with the old newspaper eh? And if the pile of these grew too large in the outside privy, then you could skim off the pile and take them down to the local chippy for them to use up!charlie wrote:
to try and stop imported french toilet tissues that was a major source of income for the froggies
made a bloody fortune they did
much to the envy of the english
Father Ted wrote:use it to wipe my arse with afterwards - total rebicycling...
Meaning that Maureen wipes your arse for you?Philhod wrote:Yep. Maureens near me do the same
Bit fishy for my tastes though...Philhod wrote:such is the deliciousness of her wares.
Brought on by her using very wet fish, no doubt!Philhod wrote: It only gets very fishy if you have too many peas
Now you've lost us , what have peas got to do with the quantity and strength of fish?Philhod wrote:No I was referring to peas not pees.....p's of the mushy persuasion