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[Vanny]

i've seen your mechanical skills, and i don't believe your wood working skills are any better!

For a start that fucker is level!

[Philhod]

fight.....fight!!

[Bx Bandit]

I rekon Billy to do summat better with a box of matches and some Pritt Stick!

[Philhod]

I mean ....How do we know it's level?? I think we need a pic with a spirit level set up.

[Vanny]

hows about go fuck yourselves, trouble starting little shiytes

You coming the meal bilster?

[Madcav]

Erm, when is it me old fruitbat?

*Been to your old home(ish) city today by the way to see HMS Illustrious. Fucking well impressed and going back tomorrow.

[Vanny]

have a look in LT Chat, very near the top!

[Madcav]

Will do ace!

[Bx Bandit]

hows about go fuck yourselves, trouble starting little shiytes

You coming the meal bilster?

Reel him in boys, reel him in!

[docchevron132]

I fuck myself regularly, and I love it!

[Philhod]

Never tried that myself........ Mind you I would probably not get round to it, not having a monster like Doc

[docchevron132]

Mines no monster mate, but it does unscrew!

[Philhod]

That's interesting, ....mine only screws

[Bx Bandit]

Mines a Self Tapper!

[Way2go]

Do you tap it on the bannisters then?

[Bx Bandit]

Errrr, no, it's a pun, word association etc. As in, Doc's unscrews and Phil say's his only screws (i.e the opposite direction to Doc's unscrewing cock, but a clever retort as not only is it opposite (i.e. unscrew vs screw) but the verb To Screw is what one would normally do with their cock - it was both a play on words and in a sense a double entendre) I chipped in with "Mine is a self tapper" which is a kind of screw that needs no thread as it cuts it's own, which is in contrast with the 'normal' assumption that a screw has a male thread and opposing female thread which are cut by very hard tools called 'taps' and 'dies' resulting in an engineered approach.

So, not only does my quip attempt to add to the general direction of the thread humour, it also contrasts with the 'engineeredness' (i.e. the male/female cut threads) in an unexpected direction but also adds the element of coarseness, although it is not meant in a sexual or rugged manner necessarily, but more of a 'anything goes' kind of approach. It's the linking of the underlying humour of the thread with an added dimension, sidestep, or link....a play on words like.

Now I've explained it like that it don't sound funny at all - kinda takes the humour out if it!

Where the fuck does bannisters fit in?

[Philhod]

Pure gold Bandit. I'm fucked for a response......................................

Erm... To add to the engineering context, whilst not ignoring the sexual connotation and furthering the double entendre,....all I can come up with is ..............................

......I'd rather have any type of screw than a Golden Rivitt.....fine or coarse

[docchevron132]

anoher contender for internet post of the year!

[Vanny]

There might have to be a prize giving ceremony at some point.

[Bx Bandit]

Billy's B(X) team post shit's on that by a massive height!

A Golden Rivet eh Phil! Is that kinda like someone pissing on you??