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[Bx Bandit]

Wot you doin on 'ere part timer? Fuck off you cunt.

[Vanny]

here here

< for the benefit of everyone else (owing to Bandit currently being in 'that time of the month'), we have noticed in the last few minutes that 'Gregzee' has logged in (not that it is needs be gregzee himself), which is the first in quite some time, so he gets abused>

[Bx Bandit]

Abuse.................abuse.......................abuse....................abuse the MF to death metal and hell and back!!!

ere, I ain't on me time of the month, I'm seeing a very good doctor about that I have you know!

[Vanny]

the shit (shit not shite) you've been posting is just a joke tonight

[Bx Bandit]

me? But I'm a very sincere sort of poster......................?aren't I?










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[Philhod]

The dozy bleeder has been working with me full time, on the workshop. So he's probably been too knackered to post as I have been working him to death, learning new skills.

[Bx Bandit]

now I'm sober.....I thought I'd just re-assure Gregzee that the 'fuck off' sentiment is tongue in cheek. Anyway, don't listen to Granddad cos he don't know shit.

[Philhod]

Wher's he posted then.....I can't find it.

Mind you I can't find a lot of things these days...................

[Vanny]

he didnt post, just logged on

[Philhod]

I think I'll have to change tack and give him some reedin an ritin lessuns

[Bx Bandit]

I think I'll have to change tack and give him some reedin an ritin lessuns

leave the spellin' to someone else though!

[docchevron132]

Thats perfect northern that is!

[Bx Bandit]

Exactly!

[Philhod]

thern't be nowt rong wimi spelin??? Ah've geet moor idea uv owtspell than sumoneer uzzal not menshun.

Ah just goo oer sumatt quesshtuns warril geraxt at intervu's. Soasil naw watfot sey wen eegets axtum

If tha naws warramine.

Ast aft lern summa thee lot fert speyk proper! ahv norrad a proper chat sin mi Y*******e maat left.

[docchevron132]

Should I be worried that I can read northern but never understand it when spoken?

[Bx Bandit]

looks like fuckin' Afghan to me

[docchevron132]

Can't be, there's no back pack or towel..

[Bx Bandit]

How do you fucking know? You can't see Phil can ye?

[docchevron132]

Web cam dude!
That and I've met Phil, so I know he's not a rag head rebel...

[Philhod]

That's becawse I wreyte it slightly changed sew yoo cheps can follew, dowt yoo new.

If I get a book written in Lanky, I struggle a bit sometimes. That's because we have Scouse to the west of us and Mancs to the s***h and the further east and north from here you go it sort of changes.
Until you get over the border,....then it's just err different.