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The northern border? Where the men wear skirts and shit... They are just wrong, not just a different language, it's a different breed altogether!

[Bx Bandit]

I tried reading a book by Iain Mckewen (sp?) in the Scottish dialect (trainspotting maybe?) Fuck me I could nay get passed the first page. You apparently 'got used to it' as you read the book but as I can't read the Queens finest I pretty well fooked!

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Even worse, it was a recorded speaking book!

[Bx Bandit]

Fuckin' ell what a head ache. Rather watch the film. Awesome film!

[Philhod]

No not our friends from the north.... our enemies from the eastern border, you know, the one in the hills.

In the words of my mate Jimmy frae Glasgow.

It's a right Walt Disney company this is, this disnae work that disnae work an non o' ye disnae speak the same.

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Oh right! Christ, when you come to think about it, us English types are a bit fucked really, we're surrounded by terrorists and weird cunts.

[Bx Bandit]

What eastern border? The next eastern border is fucking Holland!

[Vanny]

but only just, Amsterdam is inline with the s***h side of Coventry

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Yeah, the fucking dutch.
Pigs, windmills, and Anders. Nuff said right?

[Vanny]

yeah but there tall, leggy and super fit. THey all put effort into there appearance unlike the ugly slags we have over here

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Well, yes, that is true..
Polish birds are a bit like that, either super super fit, or fuckng pigs.

[Bx Bandit]

I had a dutch bird for about 6 months. Bloody lovely actually and 2nd only to Mrs Bandit in many ways, lovely girl. If I was the bloke then that I am today I think she would of been a keeper! Nice beaver but crap at blow jobs

You're right though Vanny, just the northern part of Holland for Phil. I had to go there for work once and we were below sea level!

[Vanny]

apparently you can train birds to do anything

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Yeah, they can deliver mail and evryfink.

[Philhod]

Your Eastern border down there may be Holland!!

Up here we have Y*******e to put up with

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E by gum...

[Bx Bandit]

Fucking Yorkshire and border!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck me.............

[Philhod]

That should be double E mate. Your in Y*******e now.

[Philhod]

In Lanky It's E bah gow

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In Wales it's: bah bah bah