Oh Jon I feel your pain brother! You dug yerself a darned big hole and yer just keep orn diggin'..........yeeeee haaaaaaaa! (I don't where the Texan dude came from, he just damned well swiped me keyboard off me!)
I have nothing useful to add or suggest but I have faith (praise the lord... ) that you'll sort it somehow!
Hiding or even feigning death will always be a sound option, as might destroying the Skoda!
Is this bird fit? Or is there any chance of carnal adventures? If so, it may pay off to soldier on old bean!
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Re: Ill-advised tinkering with some girls ring-gear...
....There he goes, one of God's own prototypes, a high powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production......too weird too live.....and too rare to die
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Re: Ill-advised tinkering with some girls ring-gear...
I would have thought after all this trouble that a little 'carnal adventure' is the least she can do for you...
Unfortunately I can offer no advice either, but good luck with it and keep the hilarious anecdotes coming!
Unfortunately I can offer no advice either, but good luck with it and keep the hilarious anecdotes coming!
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Re: Ill-advised tinkering with some girls ring-gear...
Sounds like that advert for Volteral
Pain when moving???
Pain when moving???
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Now XBX And into HDI.....as well as other ...err.... things.
Now XBX And into HDI.....as well as other ...err.... things.
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Re: Ill-advised tinkering with some girls ring-gear...
I have a 20foot ladder in the garage, but even that isn't going to get you out of the wonderful hole your in now!
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Re: Ill-advised tinkering with some girls ring-gear...
She texted me earlier to say that remarkably the AA ruse worked, and that she got it to the garage, but then communications ceased... I did wonder if carnal adventures may be available, but she's pretty crazed so I feel that as she lives in the flat above me best mate the potential trouble may outweigh the benefits (I had a bad experience once with a girl who lived downstairs, which started out as very handy indeed but swiftly entered the realm of awkwardness...)
Jonathan.
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Re: Ill-advised tinkering with some girls ring-gear...
Better off having a wank TBH mate.
Much less hassle, and you cant get Kleenex pregnant, or catch any diseases from them, unless someone's used it first.... hmm...
Much less hassle, and you cant get Kleenex pregnant, or catch any diseases from them, unless someone's used it first.... hmm...
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1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.