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Bizarre advert

Post by jonathan_dyane » 15 Dec 2009

Girl likes car so much, she drives it into the sea [wtf]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S65qYryN ... 4&index=14
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Post by docchevron132 » 15 Dec 2009

Odd! Looks like she has a well hairy muff though, which may explain things. Coupled to under hair you could tie in a bun and I think we have a winner!

That said I often have the urge to do the same to my two fucking heaps, so she may have a point.
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Re: Bizarre advert

Post by jonathan_dyane » 15 Dec 2009

Perhaps the heater selector had jammed, and she was so overheated when she hit 'le plage' she decided to just power into the waves for a cool down [chin]
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Post by docchevron132 » 15 Dec 2009

Maybe she's a mermaid and needed to get back to the sea pronto, or maybe she's on smack and thought the car might like a swim??

Either way, fucking odd advert..
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Re: Bizarre advert

Post by Way2go » 15 Dec 2009

docchevron132 wrote:
Either way, fucking odd advert..
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Post by Philhod » 15 Dec 2009

Odd! Looks like she has a well hairy muff though,
Err...and you discovered this How?

Knowing the lack of toilette facilite's in Fr**ce, she was perhaps just burstin 8)
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Post by Father Ted » 15 Dec 2009

Shes fooking ruined the pips there, they will be mush inside of a year you mark my words.
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Post by mat_the_cat » 15 Dec 2009

Philhod wrote:
Odd! Looks like she has a well hairy muff though,
Err...and you discovered this How?/quote]

'Cos she's French. End of story...
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Re: Bizarre advert

Post by Vanny » 15 Dec 2009

no one else notice whos name was at the end?
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Post by Philhod » 16 Dec 2009

Yeah it was that Ellevie.....t person, That Doc is trying to get off drugs, for some reason :?
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Post by docchevron132 » 16 Dec 2009

Is that relevant Vanster?
Oh, and as Mat said, French = hairy muff..
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Post by mat_the_cat » 16 Dec 2009

Not that that's a bad thing...
(Being French OR having a hairy muff).
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Post by Philhod » 16 Dec 2009

Both are for me :x +err a bad thing I mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by docchevron132 » 17 Dec 2009

Depends how hairy really.. If you need a chainsaw to get to the goods then you just know it's going to be a bad day at the office..
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Post by Bx Bandit » 17 Dec 2009

See, I'm now a fan of a bit of bush. Not loads, but just a dash, more than a landing strip like.

And I'd LOVE to shag a french bird and have her talk dirty french to me! GRRRRrrr
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Post by docchevron132 » 18 Dec 2009

what, like "mud" "mould" "grime" etc ad nauseam?
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Re: Bizarre advert

Post by Bx Bandit » 18 Dec 2009

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

she could say any thing mate, so long as i was able to penetrate every orifice her body could offer with my throbbing uncircumcised penis!
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Post by docchevron132 » 19 Dec 2009

She'd have to have fucking huge ears and an epic nose then dude...
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