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Slightly different I know but you only need to look at that Russian dude who had his drink 'spiked'. In a perverse kind of way, there's something quite compelling about secret agent undercover shit like that!
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jayw wrote:Well, using Google earth I have identified a dozen targets worthy of a warhead... you hack the Pentagon, i'll send the co-ordinates...
Only a dozen?? Fuck me, I've found about eleventy cajillion places that are crying out for a Trident!
Phil, surely they'd be a bit unable to throw them back if we did it stealthily, like, under the cover of darkness..
Bandit, I'd fucking love to be an undercover 007 type. Only with better gadgets and guns!
All this "the black crow flies mainly east over the nest" stuff fascinates me.
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ooh yeah, when I was in Latvia last year I decided to look the part in the hope of being handed a suitcase bomb or suchlike whilst sitting in the park.
Sadly this did not occur...
Sadly this did not occur...
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Shit man! Thats proper fucking gangsta that is!
You like Latvia? I liked a latvian bird once, she ceased liking me.. ah well..
anyway, if I'd had a bomb or secret brief case or whathaveyou I'd have handed you it looking like that dude!
You like Latvia? I liked a latvian bird once, she ceased liking me.. ah well..
anyway, if I'd had a bomb or secret brief case or whathaveyou I'd have handed you it looking like that dude!
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Aye, Latvia was a damn good laugh, right from the brilliantly horrific landing in Riga which had people crying and going hysterical it was a series of fabulous misadventures.
The Latvian girls seemed most alluring, sorry you didn't have much luck with your one...
The Latvian girls seemed most alluring, sorry you didn't have much luck with your one...
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Pray tell, why are you taking pictures of your bits?jonathan_dyane wrote:ooh yeah, when I was in Latvia last year I decided to look the part in the hope of being handed a suitcase bomb or suchlike whilst sitting in the park.
Sadly this did not occur...
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I knew it, you're Elvis Costello!jonathan_dyane wrote:ooh yeah, when I was in Latvia last year I decided to look the part in the hope of being handed a suitcase bomb or suchlike whilst sitting in the park.
Sadly this did not occur...
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When I put a new film in, I like the first picture of every roll to be off my nob.ed4ferrets wrote:Pray tell, why are you taking pictures of your bits?jonathan_dyane wrote:ooh yeah, when I was in Latvia last year I decided to look the part in the hope of being handed a suitcase bomb or suchlike whilst sitting in the park.
Sadly this did not occur...
Had that photograph been taken a moment later, you would have seen me unbutton the great coat revealing my naked body beneath so as to get the shot...
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Busted!Bx Bandit wrote:
I knew it, you're Elvis Costello!
Doc is Moby
Micky is Suggs
Billy is Fat Boy Slim
Matt is Celine Dione
Vanny is Quentin Tarantino
Phil is Uncle Albert from Only Fools!
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Can you imagine a night out with him and Doc.......I would be looking round for razor blades or a length of rope before I'd got 2 pints down.
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If I was included on such a night out I would do my utmost to lift the aura of depression...
Why Celine Dion then Bandit?
Why Celine Dion then Bandit?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEZrBw6mcSM
I was quoting M. Costello, but then I suppose I did select those specific lyrics
Mat, I feel you are Celine due to your phenomenal singing prowess, as demonstrated as Stratford. How I wish I had been there!
I was quoting M. Costello, but then I suppose I did select those specific lyrics
Mat, I feel you are Celine due to your phenomenal singing prowess, as demonstrated as Stratford. How I wish I had been there!
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And I thought it was my big nose! Ah well, there'll be other times, and I may have a drink or two at some point in the future.
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Well, yes, dont we all!jonathan_dyane wrote:When I put a new film in, I like the first picture of every roll to be off my nob.
Had that photograph been taken a moment later, you would have seen me unbutton the great coat revealing my naked body beneath so as to get the shot...
I...erm... well... yeah..
Fuck, when you think about it, given that we are all multitalented mega star muso's, kinda makes me wonder, why the fuck do we have shitty old french tat? Shouldn't we be blinging it with ML45's on slamming rims yo?
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He's turned black igen
Err, I noticed on the start of that clip with JD singing an Elvis Costello number, that Matt was on the left, in the background....Dancing?????
Err, I noticed on the start of that clip with JD singing an Elvis Costello number, that Matt was on the left, in the background....Dancing?????
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I don't dance well, in fact I have been likened to someone suffering from Parkinson's disease whilst trying to strut my stuff on the dance floor...
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You didn't look bad on that vid mate...fair play.....
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I dunno, mate, just felt like being mean and making you a bird!mat_the_cat wrote:If I was included on such a night out I would do my utmost to lift the aura of depression...
Why Celine Dion then Bandit?
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It's cool ain't it? Feel a bit sorry for the Ruskie dude mind, it's all quite cold war bond-esque!docchevron132 wrote: Bandit, I'd fucking love to be an undercover 007 type. Only with better gadgets and guns!
All this "the black crow flies mainly east over the nest" stuff fascinates me.
I'd be crap though and get killed by the self destructing tape player!
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I don't know if anyone has noticed but they are running Mission Impossible on channel 38, Quest.
Most of the storylines are about rescuing people from "East European" states or Banana Republics.
Would suit you lot down to the ground.........And.......................................
................................It uses cutting edge technology !!!
Most of the storylines are about rescuing people from "East European" states or Banana Republics.
Would suit you lot down to the ground.........And.......................................
................................It uses cutting edge technology !!!
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