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[Bx Bandit]

Had a couple of ales last night, but tonight I be having

2 x Tanglefoot
1 x Bishops Finger
1 x Ringwood Old Thumper
1 x Bottle Red wine (+ cheese to go with )

Also, for those that have visited me before, will know there are two pubs within 10 mins walking. One, The Ship, down the hill is still crap, but it'll do. The Crown, at the top is the soulless endeavour that tries to be all things to all who enter, but fails miserably, and has the character of andie macdowell.

Have tried another pub, The Bush, about 20 mins walk, but it ticks more boxes than the other two put together, including a rather delicious Warsteiner German Beer



It's also a Camra pub and has two or three guest ales and some of the (very) local Cider!
So, The Bush is now officially my local boozer!

In the olden days:



Some mysterious oddly coloured piccy

[docchevron132]

I love those early colour photo's that look like they've been coloured in crayon!

Time for another visit then!

[docchevron132]

Speaking of which, is that he/she still in the garage?
If I dont get some clunge soon I'm going to be become a rapist.

[Bx Bandit]

Yes mate, the he/she with no social skills is still in the garage! Not so long ago, she basically accused me of being an alcoholic, which is incorrect, on many levels!

You sure you want to go there mate? I think her muff be full of thick creamy discharge and urine derived stalagtites. Dude, it'll me very messy and incredibly foul - you sure now mate? I can aleays put in a good word, but I swear she be more swamp devil than woman!

edit: Oh yeah, a visit is essential, any time mate. Is thems an early colour photo then? I thought it were a B&W that had been touched up

[jayw]

I love the way they've painted the brickwork on the front of the building... VERY authentic!

What are you laydees doing on Sunday 30th?

We're thinking of swinging down that way for a cheerio drink whilst we're on the off...

[docchevron132]

ahh, the 30th, dunno, although I think I'm on holiday about then..

Dunno really mate, about the bird thing.. I mean, she seemed to show a little interest maybe... and it's not like I'm holding them back with sticks or owt.. Maybe she sucks like an Electrolux?

I'm no alcoholic either, I'm a drunk, alcoholics go to meetings.

[Philhod]

Will you still shag it if it turns out to be a he!!!!

Mind you I've woken up with a lot worse birds than those gays(sorry guys) we saw, in the far east

[docchevron132]

I'm pretty sure it's a bird mate. I mean, not exactley an oil painting, but had definite bird like features in there somewhere!

[Bx Bandit]

Feathers on her minge probably! I don't know her personally mate, but I'd be surprised if a fella has ever been there and yes, she maybe did show some intrest, but I think you'd have to do some dating type shit, which is fine if you're in it for the long haul, but do you want the long haul dude? You could do waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better mate, and by all accounts she's not that popular with the other staff - in a having a lack of a personality type of way. If you put the effort in though, I rekon you'd get somehwhere........

Jay, I should be about mate. You're welcome to pitch the van for a night or two unless you're frightened to come to sheep shagsville!

[jayw]

Jay, I should be about mate. You're welcome to pitch the van for a night or two unless you're frightened to come to sheep shagsville!

I have nothing against you people from the ovine country <insert wooly joke>

You got a space for the van overnight then?

[Bx Bandit]

Well, you can either stay at the end of the drive on the road (but it's a cul de sac road) or if I mover the valver you can go on the drive itself. It's a sloping drive but some blocks of wood and your steadies will se you level no bother

[martha]

I wouldn't mind a visit to that pub! I'll bring Martha (BX DTR F reg)

[Philhod]

There is always that nice neighbour of yours across the road Bandit.
I'm sure he wouldn't mind you using his front lawn

[Bx Bandit]

We can put Jays van infront of his house

WTF is MArtha?

[jayw]

Level? Who said the fucker had to be level!

Cool, I think we have a plan then!

Chris, there's a bed in the van for you overnight?!?

[Bx Bandit]

What with you two shag-a-muffins at it in the other 'room'

Maybe Doc could the pull the Ma-hoose-atron and you can all be at it!!!

[jayw]

Nah, we'd leave off the porn making for just one night...

[Bx Bandit]

Oooowwwwwwwww, boo hoo

I was hoping to lick your chocolate crack Oh, and shout VAGINA very loud!

[Philhod]

I think the term is starfish, not crack, Bandit.+

[docchevron132]

Ahhh. Martha! Welcome to this fine land of bad language and idiosynchrasy!

Cool, sounds like a plan, IF I'm on hols then, I mean, actually, is it even a weekend?
If so, should be doable and wotnot!

You busy on the 30th Martha?