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docchevron132 · Post by **docchevron132** » 05 Sep 2007

Couple of years ago I had a bit of surgery which wasn't actually required. Not cosmetic, but a mis-diagnosis from a 12 year old spotty twat doctor.
Anyway the upshot was the operating theatres seamstress wasn't much good and I've got a hernia. Aint been a problem up till now, but it's becoming a bit of a pain in the, er, stomach.
So, there's some talk of going back in to have it welded up before I become an MoT failure. That being the case I wont be allowed to drive for a couple of months so I might finally find the time to wroite up some techy guides!

Silver linings!

Post by **Vanny** » 05 Sep 2007

fuck off you won't be able to drive, assuming you'll get inside out stitches then give it two weeks and while you might be sore, you certainly won't struggle driving. Sure your not getting another kiddie diagnosis? I was playing footy again two weeks after my hernia op (right inguinal).

Guess that means i have to come to you to get things fixed

docchevron132 · Post by **docchevron132** » 05 Sep 2007

Oh, it's not that I CANT drive, but I wont be allowed to drive at work. Until the quack says it's all good the company wont let me near a bus see.

Last time they hacked me about I was back in the car two weeks later. It would have been quicker, but the having died twice thing made me unable to walk and shit...

Hence I'll be off on teh club for a bit so will have more time to type see!

Way2go · Post by **Way2go** » 05 Sep 2007

Don't let them dilute the LHM in your bloodstream Doc!

Seriously, best wishes for a speedy recovery.

mickey taker · Post by **mickey taker** » 05 Sep 2007

f+*k me matey ,

I think you should just post your medical records on here , sounds like it would be the human version of a haynes manual lol

seriously though ,Julies and my thoughts are with you youngun

Post by **Vanny** » 05 Sep 2007

actually, that could be usefull for lauras course, but i reckon they dont measure your records by pages or folders but by pure weight!

mickey taker · Post by **mickey taker** » 05 Sep 2007

Vanny wrote:actually, that could be usefull for lauras course, but i reckon they dont measure your records by pages or folders but by pure weight!

haha he just turns up in a 7 1/2 tonner that he calls his filing cabinet !!!!

Post by **Vanny** » 05 Sep 2007

surly the doc would use a bus?

Terry · Post by **Terry** » 06 Sep 2007

docchevron1472 wrote:Oh, it's not that I CANT drive, but I wont be allowed to drive at work. Until the quack says it's all good the company wont let me near a bus see.

Hence I'll be off on teh club for a bit so will have more time to type see!

Stop on t' club for as long as yer can .......yer know it mecks sense

Good luck wi' t' op'

T.

docchevron132 · Post by **docchevron132** » 06 Sep 2007

Cheers fella's. It's no big deal, and I have no idea when it's happening yet.

I will have it placed on my epitaph though that I cost the NHS just a touch shy of Â£1,000,000 in two weeks back in 2005. Hardcore!
Even had drugs delivered by helicopter! How cool is that!

I've litle doubt Laura could have made a quicker and more accurate diagnosis Vanny, god knows the wankers at the BRI did their damndest to kill me. Bastards!

mickey taker · Post by **mickey taker** » 06 Sep 2007

I bet he only bought the 350 fg to save waiting for them to send one out to him

docchevron132 · Post by **docchevron132** » 07 Sep 2007

Yeah, I fuckin' drive myself to the hospital!

Maybe I might actually get round to putting the old girl back on teh road next year and I'll bring her to a few events, it's a fuckin' beast!

4 litres of noisy oily fun!
and it goes like shit off a shovel, as long as you dont want to go round a corner, cos it dont handle, at all!
and you need mahoooosive hairy bollocks to actually drive it.
But it's the best thing I've ever owned. It really really is. I fucking love that thing.

smiffy · Post by **smiffy** » 07 Sep 2007

I prefer the RE, but then, I'm biassed. It would be nice to see that on the road again. Are there any pics of yours, and my buses together? I haven't got any....

john s

docchevron132 · Post by **docchevron132** » 08 Sep 2007

I dont have any pics of my RE next to yours, but maybe someone has??
I dont think they actually ever have been next to eachother, although we could do so. I might actually puill my finger out and get the beasty on the road for next season.
If I can get it sorted in time, I'm gona bring it to Stratford!

smiffy · Post by **smiffy** » 08 Sep 2007

I'm sure they HAVE been together once....at the Lloyd's bank amphitheatre. john s

docchevron132 · Post by **docchevron132** » 08 Sep 2007

It was before I owned it then. I've only taken it to the harbourside twice, and neither time was 1071 there..

Post by **Vanny** » 11 Sep 2007

my god your bored today doc!

docchevron132 · Post by **docchevron132** » 11 Sep 2007

I see a trend developing here Vanster, are you sure it is infact not yourself that is bored??

Not getting any?

Post by **Vanny** » 11 Sep 2007

getting plenty, reserves are empty and i didnt even use kleenex!

currently in her room repairing the fucked walls (read bodging them back together)

stu · Post by **stu** » 11 Sep 2007

You fucked so hard you broke the walls

A bit of welding on the NHS...