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smiffy · Post by **smiffy** » 19 Oct 2007

Picture if you will, one of those idillic summer days, a long day trip by coach,

with your happy smiling driver....

Hell even help you on with your luggage.....

hehehehehehehe!!!!!!!

Now that's madness!!

john s

mickey taker · Post by **mickey taker** » 19 Oct 2007

err whats that on Chris's head ?

barnsley bxer · Post by **barnsley bxer** » 19 Oct 2007

Hair:shock::shock::shock::shock::shock:

Post by **Vanny** » 19 Oct 2007

must have been in the cold snap during the autumn of 1823?

Bx Bandit · Post by **Bx Bandit** » 19 Oct 2007

That's one smug smile Doc....your smugness

charlie · Post by **charlie** » 19 Oct 2007

come on down doc smugness

with the blow dry hair cut,

house brick phone

is that the last time u shaved

and i bet that there a full set of marker pens in his pocket

smiffy · Post by **smiffy** » 20 Oct 2007

I can't think of too many buses that have an XUD engine in the back seat!

You should have seen us putting it there, using chris' engine crane, it was erm, dodgy to say the least!

We picked it up from a place near Ross-on-wye, and while I was driving back down the M6/M5 at about 75 mph, overtaking ALL the other coaches (this lady is far too old to have a speed limiter) Chris was at the back, stripping the cylinder head off!

That was a fun day out! john s

docchevron132 · Post by **docchevron132** » 20 Oct 2007

Ah, yes, way back in the day, when I did indeed have enough hair to make a mullet.
BTW thats baccy in teh pocjet, not pens or a house brick phone!

Parts of that engine live on!
I really must get the old coach back together and use it again, it;s been too long..

smiffy · Post by **smiffy** » 20 Oct 2007

docchevron1472 wrote:Ah, yes, way back in the day, when I did indeed have enough hair to make a mullet.
BTW thats baccy in teh pocjet, not pens or a house brick phone!

Parts of that engine live on!
I really must get the old coach back together and use it again, it;s been too long..

Err, dude, that phone was one of your many motorola phones.....and they were house bricks! john s

docchevron132 · Post by **docchevron132** » 20 Oct 2007

What fucking phone???

I cant see a phone!
All I can see is a pouch of Golden Virgin loitering in my shirt pocket waiting to be turned into DIY Cancer Sticks....

smiffy · Post by **smiffy** » 20 Oct 2007

Put your glasses on!! the phone is hanging from your trouser pocket! john s

docchevron132 · Post by **docchevron132** » 20 Oct 2007

Cant put me glasses on! They be on the dash in the TD, which is 35 miles away from where I am!

charlie · Post by **charlie** » 22 Oct 2007

Put your glasses on!! the phone is hanging from your trouser pocket! john s

errr that dont seem to be the only thing hanging

why does the shirt in front of his phone seem to be sticking out a bit tooooo much

mickey taker · Post by **mickey taker** » 22 Oct 2007

charlie wrote:
errr that dont seem to be the only thing hanging

why does the shirt in front of his phone seem to be sticking out a bit tooooo much

more importantly Charlie , why are you looking soooooo closely at Docs trouser tent area

docchevron132 · Post by **docchevron132** » 22 Oct 2007

Charlie, I wasn't aroused mate, really, I just have a massive cock and it dont fit in normal man trousers easily!

Bx Bandit · Post by **Bx Bandit** » 22 Oct 2007

Aah - you need a Doc Extensioner Pouch - an auxilliary device designed to create some extra space for that 'less cramped feeling' so common amoungst the well hung. Available from Makro for just Â£2.99!

mickey taker · Post by **mickey taker** » 22 Oct 2007

Bx Bandit wrote:Aah - you need a Doc Extensioner Pouch - an auxilliary device designed to create some extra space for that 'less cramped feeling' so common amoungst the well hung. Available from Makro for just Â£2.99!

how would you know , you bought one for somebody lately ?,

,fnarr fnarr yil yik yik

docchevron132 · Post by **docchevron132** » 23 Oct 2007

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
Had one, broke it. Took it back, the girl behind the counter said the didn't make an extra extra massive one and suggested I lop 3' off the bugger... no chance!

charlie · Post by **charlie** » 23 Oct 2007

since i know u all like a tee shirt may i suggest

docchevron132 · Post by **docchevron132** » 23 Oct 2007

:lol::lol:
I like that alot!
Might get a few knocked up!

Yo Doc, Remember this?