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What are the chances?
Posted: 24 Oct 2007
by smiffy
How many times does this happen?
You turn up to a rally somewhere, and someone comes up to you, and says "ere, have you seen the number plate on that over there, it's just like yours!"
I'd always known about his van, but never actually seen it in the flesh, let alone while with my bus....
I bet the van is now razor blades, and I no-longer own the bus......sadly!
john s
Posted: 24 Oct 2007
by docchevron132
You really should get the old girl back dude.
Then you could practice reversing large vehicles!:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
Poor defensless Transit...
:roll::lol::lol:8)
Posted: 24 Oct 2007
by Vanny
now that sounds like a more interesting story that does, prey tell the story Doc!
Posted: 24 Oct 2007
by smiffy
I demolised a transit last night, by reversing a bus into it, and pushing it into a truck.......nice!
john s
Posted: 24 Oct 2007
by Vanny
dont you work for worst terrorising travel as a mechanic?
Posted: 25 Oct 2007
by smiffy
Not quite a mechanic, I sort of look for and fix minor defects, like loose seats, broken light lenses, bulbs etc.
Trouble is the company rent a very large yard from the council, and so do some other companies, who park their shit all over the place!
Back in the old NBC days before privatisation in 1986, the entire yard would still be owned by the bus company.
We only have 175 buses at our depot now, but back then it would have been more like 300!!!
Posted: 26 Oct 2007
by docchevron132
The point though, is that Smiffy wasn't the first to destroy the very same Transit! An inspector reversed the then "brewin car" into it ( A corsa no less) and did more damage than smiffy did in a 9 tonne Lance!
The Lance had a cracked panel, the Corsa was wankered beyond belief!
Oh, but he did get a hug from Miss Piggy!
Further Smiffy is now know as Kermit!
Posted: 26 Oct 2007
by smiffy
You bastard!
john s
Posted: 26 Oct 2007
by mickey taker
a match made in heaven
Posted: 27 Oct 2007
by docchevron132
Miss Piggy managed to put a window through in a bus tonight herself, so it's one all!
He's got to bone her before thursday, or I'll lose me £20....
Not that we've got a book running or owt like!
Posted: 27 Oct 2007
by mickey taker
miss piggy is there anything behind me
Posted: 27 Oct 2007
by smiffy
Bitch!
Posted: 27 Oct 2007
by docchevron132
:lol::lol::lol:
See, even Kermit wears a seatbelt!
Posted: 29 Oct 2007
by mickey taker
Posted: 29 Oct 2007
by docchevron132
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
He'll need some for the front aswell! He's just as bad going forwards!
Actually a set of them for the arse end of his valver would be a good fitment, at least until I nick his rear bumper!
:roll::lol::lol:8)