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well its like the old joke how do you make your woman scream twice during sex ,
once when she comes and then again when you wipe your dick on the curtains ,
just replace the curtains with err um an ovulating T shirt
one knocked up T shirt
jobs a good un
once when she comes and then again when you wipe your dick on the curtains ,
just replace the curtains with err um an ovulating T shirt
one knocked up T shirt
jobs a good un
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Apparently, they scream even louder about those curtains if you were doing them as the Doc would say "up the wrong one"mickey taker wrote:well its like the old joke how do you make your woman scream twice during sex ,
once when she comes and then again when you wipe your dick on the curtains ,
john s
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but now that most of them are muslim, I find bacon and sausages work better!
but now that most of them are muslim, I find bacon and sausages work better!
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Take a design to a T-shirt printers!Vanny wrote:how does one go about knocking up a T-shirt?
Theres one in town thats quite cheap (ish)..
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1990 BX 16V It's got big hairy bollocks
1971 BL 350FG ambulance
1993 Dennis Lance 132 It's got mahooosive hairy bollocks!
Euthenasia, because enough's enough already.
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