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Post by Vanny » 23 Oct 2007

how does one go about knocking up a T-shirt?
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Post by mickey taker » 23 Oct 2007

well its like the old joke how do you make your woman scream twice during sex ,

once when she comes and then again when you wipe your dick on the curtains ,

just replace the curtains with err um an ovulating T shirt
one knocked up T shirt


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Post by smiffy » 24 Oct 2007

mickey taker wrote:well its like the old joke how do you make your woman scream twice during sex ,

once when she comes and then again when you wipe your dick on the curtains ,
Apparently, they scream even louder about those curtains if you were doing them as the Doc would say "up the wrong one"

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Post by docchevron132 » 24 Oct 2007

Vanny wrote:how does one go about knocking up a T-shirt?
Take a design to a T-shirt printers!
Theres one in town thats quite cheap (ish)..
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Post by mickey taker » 24 Oct 2007

yeah and dont forget to get some that are xxxl for the fat bastards on the forum :oops:
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Post by charlie » 26 Oct 2007

xxxl for the fat bastards on the forum
yeah we cant forget about bandit can we :wink:

and no im not fucking fat

im :roll: perfect :P

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Post by mickey taker » 27 Oct 2007

charlie wrote:and no im not fucking fat im :roll: perfect :P
I know Charlie , your just too short for your weight like me ,

I would be perfect if I was 7 foot 9
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